YAGT: calling all ATOT single men!

[deejayshakur]

i'm bored at work. something for everybody, knock yourself out.

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[TheLonelyPhoenix]

OK, here are the goods: I am a big girl. I?m a fat, plump, curvy, (BBW) size 26 chick with more than just a little meat on my bones.

For some reason, I giggled for a good 30 seconds after reading this while imagining the cow typing it.

 

[Czar]

wow
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/64707348.html
demanding woman

 

[Drakkon]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

OK, here are the goods: I am a big girl. I?m a fat, plump, curvy, (BBW) size 26 chick with more than just a little meat on my bones.

For some reason, I giggled for a good 30 seconds after reading this while imagining the cow typing it.

lmao....u got me with that one too....mooooooooooo :thumbsup:

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

the first one doesnt seem ttttoooooooooo bad

 

[deejayshakur]

Originally posted by: DotheDamnTHing
the first one doesnt seem ttttoooooooooo bad

do it and update us.

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

she invited me to her room to get rid of a spider...............................................

 

[Lash444]

I would laugh, but this was my first and only personal ad ever posted.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/m4w/63980399.html

 

[deejayshakur]

Originally posted by: Lash444
I would laugh, but this was my first and only personal ad ever posted.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/m4w/63980399.html

so how was your 17th?

 

[brigden]

Half of those contained the word "dork."

 

[Lash444]

Originally posted by: deejayshakur

Originally posted by: Lash444
I would laugh, but this was my first and only personal ad ever posted.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/m4w/63980399.html

so how was your 17th?

Honestly, it was one of the most fun nights of my life. If I told the story, nobody would believe it anyway.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Lash444

Originally posted by: deejayshakur

Originally posted by: Lash444
I would laugh, but this was my first and only personal ad ever posted.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/m4w/63980399.html

so how was your 17th?

Honestly, it was one of the most fun nights of my life. If I told the story, nobody would believe it anyway.

I believe you'll be the next syringer if you don't tell us this story.

 

[Shawn]

You'd probably have better luck with myspace or something.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: brigden
Half of those contained the word "dork."

they are all same person with 8 alteregos? ????


also nominating this thread to be the most viewed Thread of 2005

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Czar
wow
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/64707348.html
demanding woman

Heh. I meet all her critera though. Which is odd.

 

[CTrain]

These ADJECTIVES scare me.....Big Girl, Chunky Dork, Full Figure, etc...

 

[imported_FishTaco]

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I think there was a CSI episode about this.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: FishTaco
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I think there was a CSI episode about this.

What is AB/DL?

 

[DingDingDao]

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turdpuncher... :laugh:

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

Originally posted by: FishTaco
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I think there was a CSI episode about this.

found my soul mate

 

[Qwest]

umm, only post the ones with PICS!!

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[Muadib]

Originally posted by: Qwest
umm, only post the ones with PICS!!

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Wow, that 1st one is nice!!!

 

[Lash444]

Originally posted by: Lash444

Originally posted by: deejayshakur

Originally posted by: Lash444
I would laugh, but this was my first and only personal ad ever posted.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/m4w/63980399.html

so how was your 17th?

Honestly, it was one of the most fun nights of my life. If I told the story, nobody would believe it anyway.

Alright, so nobody emailed me...surprise surprise. I go anyway, and its jam packed at the bar. We stayed for awhile, came home, and then went to meet a big group of friends at a bar. Get there, and there are two hot...and i mean smoking hot girls sitting there. They are cool as hell, and are unfortunately dating the brothers of one of the guys in our group. Who I have only seen once. We talk to these girls for a bit, and the one is an absolute freak. Its a long story, but 3-somes come up in the conversation, and she starts talking about the fact that shes had one and will do one again.
She tells my buddy and I, that if we find another girl, shes up for having one. She says shes moving to another state, and doesnt care what we think. Now heres where the alarms start going off. She wants my buddy and i to go to this other bar to dance. The brother of the guys these two are dating are coming with us. Sounds fine with me, my friends can be boring at times. So we go.
These two girls dance like freaks. There must of been 6-8 guys lined up on the edge of the dance area, (raised platform) watching these two girls. Im telling you, they were so damn hot it wasnt even funny. And you know where i was, getting used and abused by them, and loving every minute of it. Knowing all to well that I was going home with blue balls...but it didnt even matter. It was so obvious that all they wanted to do was get guys hot and bothered, but that was fine with me. We danced for well over an hour at a couple places, practically getting lap dances and coping a feel...and not paying for it. All the while, every other man in the place was jealous....suckaz
Then they left, of course... and i ended up meeting the girl of my dreams. My friend knows her, and is planning on setting me up. All in all, it was a great night.

 

[deejayshakur]

*applause* good story, lash. pics of the girl?

yea for a thread with only 22 replies, it's got a good number of views. which means peope are peeking but not sharing!

 

[Lash444]

I knew people would ask for pics. Maybe in the future i can post some, but the guy who had the camera already stated that he wouldnt be uploading them to the net like he usually does. I also don't like putting my picture, or my friends up...just something ive never been too keen about doing.
Its really not my place to post pics of them without their consent anyway. Its a shame though, these girls were certainly upper tier in terms of beauty. Personalities were awesome too. I was amazed to see them sitting at the table with my friends. They are cool guys, but girls like that dont hang around guys like us, unless we are throwing money at them.