YAGT - Another encounter with Heather Feather

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Go get a boyfriend, a pink Beetle, and a smashing two-story flat in New Orleans.


- M4H

isn't a flat, by definition, one storey?

Actually, by using the British slang term "flat" instead of "apartment" I increased the gEight (like weight) of the effect by four French Units.

Edit - Did you see that one coming, M5?

- M4H

Tying the French in with homosexuality? It was the next logical move. ;-)

Back to the topic at thread though.

I really have two options then. Say "F*ck comfort," and go ahead and make decisions with little forethought that will bring immidiately pleasure but a infinitely greater chance of fvckedupdom.....or doing nothing, and, in the odd event she DOES call, run whimpering from the phone like a little girl, to ball up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

Does that sound about right?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: MachFive

Tying the French in with homosexuality? It was the next logical move. ;-)

Back to the topic at thread though.

I really have two options then. Say "F*ck comfort," and go ahead and make decisions with little forethought that will bring immidiately pleasure but a infinitely greater chance of fvckedupdom.....or doing nothing, and, in the odd event she DOES call, run whimpering from the phone like a little girl, to ball up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

Does that sound about right?

i mean, its not like shes gonna get pregnant or something, right?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: MachFive
I really have two options then. Say "F*ck comfort," and go ahead and make decisions with little forethought that will bring immidiately pleasure but a infinitely greater chance of fvckedupdom.....or doing nothing, and, in the odd event she DOES call, run whimpering from the phone like a little girl, to ball up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

Does that sound about right?

I can give you a map I've made.

I can point out the best routes, warn of the pitfalls I know, and describe the awesome beauty of the final destination.

But in the end, it is you who must make the journey.

See you at the crossroads.

- M4H

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: MachFive
I really have two options then. Say "F*ck comfort," and go ahead and make decisions with little forethought that will bring immidiately pleasure but a infinitely greater chance of fvckedupdom.....or doing nothing, and, in the odd event she DOES call, run whimpering from the phone like a little girl, to ball up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

Does that sound about right?

I can give you a map I've made.

I can point out the best routes, warn of the pitfalls I know, and describe the awesome beauty of the final destination.

But in the end, it is you who must make the journey.

See you at the crossroads.

- M4H

You sure get obscure when you're tired. Have a good night sleep. I'm gonna see if I can do the same.

It'll be interesting to see if this thread explodes in the interim. Checking the thread earlier tonite after being off the forums for 16 hours was a nice suprise.

 

[Tetsuo]

I think you have found your wife.

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: Tetsuo
I think you have found your wife.

You just caused me irreparable psychological damage. Thanks!