YAG(uy)T: I am dating this baller

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Lifer
May 19, 2002
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OMG I am dating this one guy. He has the personality of a doorknob but what a baller he is! He is totally making like 60k in a town where my mom and dad combined only make 30k total! I went to his house one time and he has a TV that is as thin as a piece of paper? oh wow I have never seen that before!

Oh and his furniture is total Ikea! wow he even has the poang chair. I hope I can do the grind move on him on that fine swedish furniture!

How can I suck him dry (money wise)? Of course I am dating him for his money since he has no personality...
 

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Golden Member
Feb 27, 2002
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showz him ur boobz. itz all u got 2 do 2 guys like dat. he will be 2 scared to touch u.

has logged off aol chat room
 

skace

Lifer
Jan 23, 2001
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Everythings a bannable offense.

But this is a pretty decent parody, had way more potential though.