YAFT: Taking yet another cheap shot at the French...

[NikPreviousAcct]

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why, from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.

 

Hahahahaha, that better be true - it'd make it much much funnier!

 

[ThePresence]

This was funny the first few times I found it in my inbox. The next thousand or so were just annoying.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

LoLerskates

 

[DanFungus]

hhahaha

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
This was funny the first few times I found it in my inbox. The next thousand or so were just annoying.

I just got it. Unlike you, I don't seem to subscribe to spam all that often.

 

[vi edit]

That was good