YAFlashGameT: QWOP

[Chronoshock]

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html (from kotaku)

After trying to wrap my head around how running is supposed to work, (and subsequently flying backwards onto my head) I gave up and shimmied along on my shins for about 20 meters before flipping upside down.

If you can figure out a logical sequence for running, post it

 

[Leros]

I remember a robot like this at a childrens science museum. You had to move the muscles right to make it peddle a bike. Nobody could ever make it work.

 

[SSSnail]

I nominate this to be Most Frustrating Game of the Year.

 

[thedarkwolf]

4 meters before I couldn't take it anymore

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

34.8m!

 

[manowar821]

There's got to be a pattern...

 

[Praxis1452]

4.9m and i quit. god that sucks.

 

[AkumaX]

wow that sucked

 

[EvilYoda]

LOL, I was able to get a solid run going before it messed up and I can't get it going again. 😛

 

[Jeff7]

😀

He limped along on his knees for about 3.4m before standing up, seizing up, and falling backwards.


And I can now consistently make him do a partial backflip.


I can also decipher absolutely no pattern between which button affects which leg.




Bleh.....no more progress. I can't get him to go more than 1m from the starting line - and every time it's a backflip for -1m. I don't see any pattern for the controls.

 

[sash1]

okay. by far, worst game i've ever played

 

[xcript]

49.5 (didn't do it properly).

 

[DangerAardvark]

This game makes me want to die.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

roflmao this game again! omg this game frustrates me to no end.

 

[QueBert]

I'm waiting for that ONE person on here who's going to make some retarded claim about

"too fucking easy, I got 15,000 meters my first try and stopped because I got bored"

I actually got MINUS meters my first time, WOOO I ROCK!

 

[silverpig]

I get a great run going for about 1-2m that looks like a real sprinter, then he falls over on his face and twitches.

 

[jagec]

5.1 m, I'm done. The closest thing to a "pattern" that I could find was alternating Q&P, W&O to get his legs to more-or-less do the proper running motion, but I couldn't get the timing right.

 

[thelanx]

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My guy probably blew up his right knee, but I managed to skid through the course and even got around the hurdle at 50m (these people are evil).

 

[andylawcc]

lomzomomz.. most LAUGH I've ever had in a flash game. (not necessarily the fun-est game, however)

 

[Auggie]

LOL that's what i did also - split his legs open so he's doing a partial splits, then just move the keys a little bit and he bounces along on his knee.

 

[silverpig]

I'm getting better at it.

Tap 'O' until he leans over, then hit 'Q' and 'P' to get his legs in the proper position for the next step. Then hit 'W' and 'O' to push that leg down...

 

[silverpig]

41.6m and I was really running 🙂

 

[PlasmaBomb]

O to start, then press Q+P, W+O, Q+P

Not that it really helps after trying...

 

[Chronoshock]

Originally posted by: silverpig
I'm getting better at it.

Tap 'O' until he leans over, then hit 'Q' and 'P' to get his legs in the proper position for the next step. Then hit 'W' and 'O' to push that leg down...

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
O to start, then press Q+P, W+O, Q+P

Not that it really helps after trying...

This is actually pretty close to a true run, I think it may just be a matter of timing

 

[skace]

I still can't go far, but it appears Q = right thigh, P = right calf, W = left thigh, O = left calf