YAFGT: A fat girl has a crush on me

[Amplifier]

a fat girl has a crush on me. and before you post something like "oh you should crush it lol" remember this could happen to you and then it wouldn't be so funny now would it. so that aside, what's the meanest/funniest way to let her down?

 

[imported_Mike]

Still in HS?

 

[Eli]

You're a fscking moron.

 

[Flash1969]

Originally posted by: Mike
Still in HS?

 

[IMaN00BieGF]

Jerk! I used to be fat

 

[notfred]

Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

 

[Ronstang]

Shouldn't you be asking for the easiest way to let her down without hurting her, or did I miss something?

 

[FleshLight]

Tell her the scooter analogy?

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Shouldn't you be asking for the easiest way to let her down without hurting her, or did I miss something?

He is still in HS

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Eli
You're a fscking moron.

 

[l Xes l]

Why would you blow your only chance to access human vagina?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

Yes, it would.

 

[IMaN00BieGF]

You could have a lifelong effect on her if you do something bad.. give her a break

 

[RCN]

with a crane?

 

[l Xes l]

Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

11/10 :thumbsup:

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

heh I like your sense of humour

 

[FelixDeCat]

Wear a "no fat chicks" shirt to school and just smile. If it was good enough for Al Bundy, its good enough for you.

 

[Quasmo]

Stab her with a sword, but not a small one, make sure its one of those giant broad swords. OH WAIT, you're a a$$hole.

 

[ballmode]

Stay friends, play it out

 

[PHiuR]

"I'm sorry but I can't afford to pay for 3 each time we go out to eat."

 

[njswift10141980]

tell her your gay

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: PHiuR
"I'm sorry but I can't afford to pay for 3 each time we go out to eat."

lol

 

[Geekbabe]

Show her your little wee wee, she'll die laughing

 

[rezinn]

I've had fat girls like me. They are the worst. Just ignore her and hope she goes away.

 

[letdown427]

Offer her a burger. She'll soon forget about you.