YAFGT: A fat girl has a crush on me

Amplifier

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a fat girl has a crush on me. and before you post something like "oh you should crush it lol" remember this could happen to you and then it wouldn't be so funny now would it. so that aside, what's the meanest/funniest way to let her down?
 

notfred

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Feb 12, 2001
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Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?
 

Ronstang

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Jul 8, 2000
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Shouldn't you be asking for the easiest way to let her down without hurting her, or did I miss something?
 

DainBramaged

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Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

Yes, it would.
 

l Xes l

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Feb 3, 2005
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Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

11/10 :thumbsup:
 

dighn

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Aug 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: notfred
Say, "I'd rather kill myself than go out with you". Then shoot yourself in the face right in front of her to show her how serious you are. She'll freak out and cry, that would be awesome, right?

heh I like your sense of humour
 

FelixDeCat

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Aug 4, 2000
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Wear a "no fat chicks" shirt to school and just smile. If it was good enough for Al Bundy, its good enough for you.
 

Quasmo

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Jul 7, 2004
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Stab her with a sword, but not a small one, make sure its one of those giant broad swords. OH WAIT, you're a a$$hole.
 

PHiuR

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Apr 24, 2001
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"I'm sorry but I can't afford to pay for 3 each time we go out to eat."
 

rezinn

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I've had fat girls like me. They are the worst. Just ignore her and hope she goes away.