YAFEA: Yet Another Funny Ebay Auction: Handsome 19/m/College Student's Virginity!

[Ryan]

I did a search for Ebay - and found nothing.

~~ Handsome 19/m/College Student's Virginity!

Hmm, he looks like a flamer to me......

 

[Kenazo]

You can just take my virginity, bottle it, frame it, send it to your Aunt Flo, feed it to your dog. Whatever may be. You want to own my virginity, its all yours for the starting price of $50.

he better be careful, someone might buy him for their dog....

 

[minendo]

That auction will literally result as a pain in his ass.

 

[Ryan]

"The Only Rejection that will come about is if....

1)You have green nauseous gases flowing from your nether region.
2)You have a boyfriend currently in the mob who is insanely jealous.
3)I must come to YOU, instead of you COMING to ME.
4)Last but not least, Your name is Lori."

 

[Queasy]

That's already been done before...he's not even original.

 

LOL! Does that guy actually think that he's handsome? His front hair reminds me of someone else . . . I know, I suppose.

Well, there's always someone out there who'll think he's handsome. I'm sure he'll have no problem finding one. I never understand this Ebay auctions though. Do people actually follow through with stuff like this?

 

[prodigy]

Hello my future girlfriend.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Kenazo

You can just take my virginity, bottle it, frame it, send it to your Aunt Flo, feed it to your dog. Whatever may be. You want to own my virginity, its all yours for the starting price of $50.

he better be careful, someone might buy him for their dog....

Dog? Hell, I'm sure I can find a lonely horse.

Viper GTS

 

[Reel]

his AIM name is TheGoldenLorax. Enjoy Let's see if he responds.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: ReelC00L
his AIM name is TheGoldenLorax. Enjoy Let's see if he responds.

That is really, really evil. Thanks!

 

[CurtCold]

It's one thing to auction your yardsale crap on ebay, but to auction your body, that's just wrong.

What a moron

 

[SoylentGreen]

*Chris Rock*

If she has a tongue ring, she'll probably **** your ****

If he has a tongue ring, he'll probably **** your ****

 

[Jgtdragon]

Is that even legal?!?

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: Jgtdragon
Is that even legal?!?

smells like prostitution to me.

 

[Anubis]

2)Your breast size is larger then your hip size+waist size together

i find that hilarious.

good luck in yoru search buddy

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
*Chris Rock*
If she has a tongue ring, she'll probably **** your ****
If he has a tongue ring, he'll probably **** your ****

Exactly what I was thinking. Must ... resist ... urge ... to ... bid....

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

I may freely reject the winner of the auction for any reason, which include lies, being male, being unclean, or belongs on Ugly People.com.

So he'll only take it if it's a girl he thinks is pretty enough.

Edit: And people are actually bidding on it! :Q

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I did a search for Ebay - and found nothing.

<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2909176180" target=blank>~~ Handsome 19/m/College Student's Virginity!</A>

Hmm, he looks like a flamer to me......

I did not know that you were 19....

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

I may freely reject the winner of the auction for any reason, which include lies, being male, being unclean, or belongs on Ugly People.com.

So he'll only take it if it's a girl he thinks is pretty enough.

Edit: And people are actually bidding on it! :Q

The bidders that I can view profiles of are all guys... I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean.

 

[Noleman]

Originally posted by: prodigy69
Hello my future girlfriend.

Please Pee on me.

Thank you for those wonderful memories

Noleman

 

[rayma2]

he is dumb

 

[Dufman]

wow

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

2)Your breast size is larger then your hip size+waist size together

And he's never been laid? IMAGINE THAT!

 

[Spooner]

We're steering away from the topic at hand here: he's a 19 year old virgin!

that's funny!

 

[SithSolo1]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
<EM>"The Only Rejection that will come about is if....

1)You have green nauseous gases flowing from your nether region.
2)You have a boyfriend currently in the mob who is insanely jealous.
3)I must come to YOU, instead of you COMING to ME.
4)Last but not least, Your name is Lori."
</EM>

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this say nothing about big, burly men or barnyard friends.