1990 Ford Tempo
The guy LOVES that car - he's looking at buying TWO *MUCH NICER CONDITION* Tempos of the same vintage, too. Not because they're in any way better than his. But because he can use them for PARTS.
The thing is finished in matte black and is now known as the "Stealth Tempo" (in contrast to "Red Tempo" and "Tan Tempo", which are the ones he's dead set on buying in a few weeks, and look DAMN NICE for being Tempos.)
He also won't let me drive it anymore, because he's afraid that I'll hurt it.