YACT: Whats in my backyard?

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PAB

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So I woke up this morning and got my ass out of bed - turns out that I found this extra set of keys in my pants. I have no idea where they came from. They look kinda old and remind me of an old ford key that my dad gave me when I was 3 or 4.

Got on the computer and HOLY ****** my bank account got cleaned out! Someone took all my money! So I wanted to get down to the BofA and I grabbed my cellphone and it was next to this sheet of paper that says DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES TITLE. Hmm. Never seen that before. Anyways, I get into the backyard and I found this!

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/dukeofurl/IMG_7135.jpg

Its kinda old but it drives ok. I moved it into the garage to take a better look!

What's under the hood? I havent the slightest idea what the hell this is!

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/dukeofurl/IMG_7134.jpg

This wasnt here last night!

So I got in the drivers seat and HOLY ****** THE KEYS WORK! Its got all these fancy dials and stuff I can't read anything! My eyes suck :(

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/dukeofurl/IMG_7132.jpg

I called the cops to tell them that this car wound up in my garage and they asked me to find a VIN. After looking all over the dash, I found this on the door

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/dukeofurl/IMG_7133.jpg

This thing is FREAKING HUGE! Look at it! I've got no more space in my garage!

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/dukeofurl/IMG_7137.jpg

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/dukeofurl/IMG_7136.jpg
 
MrChad

MrChad

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*sigh*

You're not even trying hard any more at making up these stories.
 
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PAB

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Originally posted by: MrChad
*sigh*

You're not even trying hard any more at making up these stories.
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Why would I be making it up? It really happened!
 
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Canai

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Hmm yes the standard sleep-buying-a-car syndrome. Not too shabby a car either.
 
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Yzzim

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Wow, was wondering where I parked that thing. Got completely wasted last night. I'll be over to pick it up in a bit.
 
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RedArmy

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If that really is your car...then expect the gas dial to be at the position it's at in the picture a lot.
 
K1052

K1052

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: PoloShirt
Did you also wake up with a mullet haircut? It would match the car.
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You have no taste in cars. This isnt just an opinion, it's a fact.
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Even as a diehard Chevy man I must concur.

Those cars are just sex on wheels.
 
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BooGiMaN

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normally id be happy for someone that owns a nice ass car like that but......i just dont like you...
 
Kelemvor

Kelemvor

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When I click the links they just open a new tab that has the URL in the window as text. Any idea wtf is going on there? Tried cop[ying/pasting, drag n drop, etc with the same results.
 
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