YACT, I think my car broke, help me fix it.

notfred

Lifer
Feb 12, 2001
38,241
4
0
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!
 

Mr N8

Diamond Member
Dec 3, 2001
8,793
0
76
Lick the transmission. If your tongue gets seared, and you taste something akin to rabbit fur and coal tar, you need new seals.


MMY, please. :D
 

notfred

Lifer
Feb 12, 2001
38,241
4
0
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Shoot it and put it out of it's misery!!

Which part is "it"? Sorry, I'm car illiterate, where should I shoot exactly?
 

Iron Woode

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Oct 10, 1999
31,320
12,833
136
Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!
You need to adjust your muffler bearings.
 

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
58,686
3
0
Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

Needs new ball bearings. And perhaps a new gasket.
 

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
30,990
5
81
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Roger
It doesn't run, that tells you right there that it's a Ford.
Bold statement from the driver of a lime green VW Bus :p
lol @ both of you doufus's
 

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
26,108
5
81
Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

I know what you're talking about! Car makers are getting cheap these days... I mean, come on, who wants to turn the key? Oh yeah, try sticking the key into a hole with a weird shape.... near the stearing wheeeellleee thingy and see if it fits. If it does, t urn the key until you hear a sound. Then, let go and kiss it five times and pray to your god too.
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
23,454
41
91
Originally posted by: wetobasura
better rotate the air in the tires. and add more blinker fluid while you're at it.

What was really bad was when I had a BMW, you could only rotate the air with the german air that was like 20 bucks a bottle. And my GAWD, the blinker fluid was OUTRAGEOUS. Even more than the camshaft portholes.
 

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
21,204
66
91
Naw, you guys are all wet,

He needs to put fresh air in the tires, the air has gone stale.





Or, it could be the Kanuten valve is pump'n oil.

 

Cyberian

Diamond Member
Jun 17, 2000
9,999
1
0
Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!
My friend's car had the exact same problem.
His distributer didn't distribute, his generator didn't generate, and his pistons didn't work either.