YACT, I think my car broke, help me fix it.

[notfred]

My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

 

[crab]

Add sawdust to the capacitor.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Yet Another NotFred Sarcasm thread.

 

[Electric Amish]

Shoot it and put it out of it's misery!!

 

[Mr N8]

Lick the transmission. If your tongue gets seared, and you taste something akin to rabbit fur and coal tar, you need new seals.


MMY, please.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Shoot it and put it out of it's misery!!

Which part is "it"? Sorry, I'm car illiterate, where should I shoot exactly?

 

You own a Ford don't you.

 

[BooGiMaN]

meh!

notfred notfunny!

meh!!

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Roger
You own a Ford don't you.

I don't know, how would I figure that out?

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Roger
You own a Ford don't you.

I don't know, how would I figure that out?

What color is it?

 

It doesn't run, that tells you right there that it's a Ford.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

You need to adjust your muffler bearings.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Roger
It doesn't run, that tells you right there that it's a Ford.

Bold statement from the driver of a lime green VW Bus

 

[Bulk Beef]

Change the oil - that fixes everything.

 

[Adul]

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Roger
It doesn't run, that tells you right there that it's a Ford.

Bold statement from the driver of a lime green VW Bus

lol

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

Needs new ball bearings. And perhaps a new gasket.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Roger
It doesn't run, that tells you right there that it's a Ford.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Roger
It doesn't run, that tells you right there that it's a Ford.

Bold statement from the driver of a lime green VW Bus

lol @ both of you doufus's

 

[wetobasura]

better rotate the air in the tires. and add more blinker fluid while you're at it.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

I know what you're talking about! Car makers are getting cheap these days... I mean, come on, who wants to turn the key? Oh yeah, try sticking the key into a hole with a weird shape.... near the stearing wheeeellleee thingy and see if it fits. If it does, t urn the key until you hear a sound. Then, let go and kiss it five times and pray to your god too.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: wetobasura
better rotate the air in the tires. and add more blinker fluid while you're at it.

What was really bad was when I had a BMW, you could only rotate the air with the german air that was like 20 bucks a bottle. And my GAWD, the blinker fluid was OUTRAGEOUS. Even more than the camshaft portholes.

 

[Squisher]

Naw, you guys are all wet,

He needs to put fresh air in the tires, the air has gone stale.





Or, it could be the Kanuten valve is pump'n oil.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I got it! The wipers are broken!

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: notfred
My car doesn't run right anymore. I think that maybe it's the transmission, either that or the radiator. Please help!

My friend's car had the exact same problem.
His distributer didn't distribute, his generator didn't generate, and his pistons didn't work either.