YACT: I crashed a neon

[BW86]

LOLLL!!!

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
you hit a pole going 50 in a neon and survived?

shouldnt you be in a hospital?

He is really fvcking lucky.

But yeah, self-pwnage of the year, by a longshot.

Its god cursing you for being a spoiled brat, BTW.

 

[Dirigible]

I do hope you're not hurt, at least.

 

[sniperruff]

shouldn't you called statefarm and get them to fax/mail the insurance?

 

[swtethan]

thats a double sucky day, sorry dude

 

[BeauJangles]

No freaking way, I thought this was definitely a parody thread.

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: Baked
You suck at driving. Should've let the old fool hit you.

Yeah, that way it'd be on his insurance and not yours.

 

[Armitage]

Karma FTW

 

[iamaelephant]

What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: mrchan
Where the heck is gas 2.69??

Uh, tons of places. It's cheaper than that here in Nashville.

 

[MrWizzard]

Yikes, good luck with that.

It's gonna get the uglies with the Insurance possible. Might not work out the way you thing regarding chargeability of the accident.

 

[BooGiMaN]

do you have like a black cloud of gloom and doom following you around or are you just trolling on these boards....

im starting to think id like to see proof of this accident before i feel bad about what happened to you....

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

Short version:

Octogenearian turns into 7-11, except he dosent turn in. He STOPS as in DEER IN HEADLIGHTS and takes up the inside lane and half of the outside lane that I'm in.

Option A: Front end meets front end at 40 and blow both airbags, both cars likely totalled.

Option B: Hit the brakes, swerve to the right, jump the curb and pray I don't kiss the post.

If he hadn't driven in front of me and STOPPED, I wouldnt have kissed the ****** post.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: ballmode
HAHAHA how did I know this was about you buying the neon! I'm glad you are ok. Now you can buy some better car than a neon.

Civic/Corolla/Focus?

All of those would also lose when up against a pole.

 

[JDrake]

haha

 

[iversonyin]

So the old man walks away free?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

I am going with shens. I am sure there's a pic of a wrecked neon on goggle he can use.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

I am going with shens. I am sure there's a pic of a wrecked neon on goggle he can use.

What do you want to see? I'm waiting on pics from the photo lab.

 

[five40]

I would have hit the old man

 

[swtethan]

i heard neons had horrible brakes

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

I am going with shens. I am sure there's a pic of a wrecked neon on goggle he can use.

What do you want to see? I'm waiting on pics from the photo lab.

Wait, since when do ballers not own cameras?

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

I am going with shens. I am sure there's a pic of a wrecked neon on goggle he can use.

What do you want to see? I'm waiting on pics from the photo lab.

Wait, since when do ballers not own cameras?

since the ones that drive neons?

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

I am going with shens. I am sure there's a pic of a wrecked neon on goggle he can use.

What do you want to see? I'm waiting on pics from the photo lab.

Wait, since when do ballers not own cameras?

I dont understand you. Evidently I HAD a camera, cause then why would I be waiting on the photo lab?

 

[MisterJackson]

Damn dude, you are really, really stupid. Driving without insurance??? WTF?!?! If you had hit me there would have been two more hits following that, my fist to your head, then you to the pavement.

Seriously dude, uninsured drivers suck! Even if "you were driving to State Farm", which I seriously doubt you were since you don't sound like a man with his priorities in order. I mean d@mn, pick up a phone, CALL the insurance company.

You don't deserve to drive, let alone own a car.

And one more thing, with all that cash you had you need to buy your dumb@ss a digital camera. It sounds like you're gonna need it a good bit in the future for accidents to come.

Please don't breed, please.

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
What a surprise, PAB blaming someone else for the accident. Assuming this thread isn't shens, I'm betting it was PAB's fault. He's not the type to take responsibility for his own actions.

I am going with shens. I am sure there's a pic of a wrecked neon on goggle he can use.

What do you want to see? I'm waiting on pics from the photo lab.

Wait, since when do ballers not own cameras?

I dont understand you. Evidently I HAD a camera, cause then why would I be waiting on the photo lab?

Shieeet, true playahs gots digital cameras.