YACJT: So at 75 calories per session, i'm burning. . . .

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http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0505/13splurge.html

Sexperts support urge to splurge wads hand over fist



By Ryann Connell
Staff writer

May 13, 2005


Turning Japanese is not only good for you, it's vital, according to top physicians speaking to Spa! (5/17).
Turning Japanese in this instance, however, does not mean becoming a denizen of the Land of the Rising Sun, but instead refers to the slang term for masturbation.

Judging by what the hip men's weekly says, a bit of hand-to-gland combat is an essential part of the average man's physical well being. And that's not pulling your ... er, leg.

"As long as you're not at it every waking moment, it doesn't matter how many times you do it a day," Hideo Nakayama, head of the posh Hibiya Clinic in Tokyo's Toranomon district tells Spa! "Masturbation is a wonderful indicator of a person's self-management abilities. If a man can properly control his urge to masturbate, there's no doubt he's going to be a fine worker."

It seems, the men's weekly suggests, that a man's first step to developing a professional approach to their work requires disciplined control of the urge to get a load off his mind, so to speak.

Nakayama says frequency is important when it comes to heaving the heathen handhold.

"Combining both sex and masturbation, a man in his 20s should ejaculate 24 times a month, somebody in his 30s should aim for 10 times a month and a guy in his 40s should look at about half a dozen times," Nakayama says. "Mind you, this should be considered the absolute minimum level to be regarded as healthy. Any fewer times than this runs the risk of attracting ailments such as an enlarged prostate. Making sexual activity a regular practice also carries the benefit of stimulating the brain."

Mitsugu Shiga, the head doctor at the Yokohama Yuai Clinic, recommends manhandling man-handles even more often.

"On average, a man expends about 75 calories every time he masturbates. Considering daily intake levels of calories and protein, a man in his 20s should masturbate three times a day, twice a day if in his 30s and about once if he is a 40-something," Shiga tells Spa!

So, to ensure a healthy level of ejaculation, what ratio of eruptions should be brought about through wrist aerobics?

"At the very least, I'd recommend that about 20 percent of all ejaculations come through Onanism, which provides a sense of self-liberation," Nakayama says. "If ejaculation is achieved exclusively through sex, a sense of obligation takes over and there's a danger that the pleasure of ejaculating could be lost."

The physicians argue that masturbation should not be regarded as an alternative to sex, but instead an act of personal sexual freedom.

"Even so," physician Nakayama tells Spa! "if you concentrate exclusively on masturbation at the expense of ejaculation through sex, it's a bit like putting the cart before the horse. The correct way for a man to think is that an appropriate level of masturbation is a tool to be used for the enjoyment of a fulfilled sex life."
 

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The funny thing about this thread is the google adds at the bottom. "Counting calories- hottest new health & fitness trends get it all at..." And "Lose 9lbs every 11 days - Learn the 10 idiot proof rules of weight loss and fat burning" :)
 

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"If a man can properly control his urge to masturbate, there's no doubt he's going to be a fine worker."

That is the key sentence right there!

Repeat this mantra:

Control the urge / Keep your job. . .