marcello

Golden Member
Aug 30, 2004
1,141
0
0
Anyone else here hate talking about cars? I do. This is in response to the seemingly excessive amount of car threads today. Yes, I get the irony in my post, we all do.
 

halik

Lifer
Oct 10, 2000
25,696
1
81
Originally posted by: marcello
Anyone else here hate talking about cars? I do. This is in response to the seemingly excessive amount of car threads today. Yes, I get the irony in my post, we all do.

how's your vagina treating you lately?
 

brtspears2

Diamond Member
Nov 16, 2000
8,659
1
81
I hate talking about cars with my friends, since somehow the conversation somehow goes to make fun of my Chevy Malibu.
 

marcello

Golden Member
Aug 30, 2004
1,141
0
0
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: marcello
Anyone else here hate talking about cars? I do. This is in response to the seemingly excessive amount of car threads today. Yes, I get the irony in my post, we all do.

how's your vagina treating you lately?

A little moody, but all in all pretty good.
 

ironcrotch

Diamond Member
May 11, 2004
7,749
0
0
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
 

Squisher

Lifer
Aug 17, 2000
21,204
66
91
The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin'
And the hub caps all gleam

When I'm holdin' your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When my hand's on your grease gun
Oh it's like a disease son

I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

Told my girl I'll have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks sayin'
This is the end now
Cars don't talk back
They're just four wheeled friends now

When I'm holdin your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive

I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
I'm in love with my car
String back gloves in my automolove
 

marcello

Golden Member
Aug 30, 2004
1,141
0
0
I think what I hate is a few people I know who like to brag about all the mods they have done to their car. But when anyone asks them to show the mods, they come up with some bs excuse why they can't. Plus, these kids are such pussies anyways that they wouldn't race or do anything with their car, so I don't see the point. If you mod your car for a reason, fine. But if you do it so you can sit around with a bunch of other douchenozzles playing ookie-cookie talking about your mods, that's pathetic.
 

theblackbox

Golden Member
Oct 1, 2004
1,650
11
81
marcello, please remember cars are a replacement for other shortcomings in a person, so when all they do is talk cars, they cover up for something they lack.
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
40,856
321
126
I don't really care. I generally don't get involved. Whatever people want to talk about...fine with me.
 

marcello

Golden Member
Aug 30, 2004
1,141
0
0
Originally posted by: theblackbox
marcello, please remember cars are a replacement for other shortcomings in a person, so when all they do is talk cars, they cover up for something they lack.

Yeah, I figured that much.
 

tweakmm

Lifer
May 28, 2001
18,436
4
0
Originally posted by: marcello
I think what I hate is a few people I know who like to brag about all the mods they have done to their car. But when anyone asks them to show the mods, they come up with some bs excuse why they can't. Plus, these kids are such pussies anyways that they wouldn't race or do anything with their car, so I don't see the point. If you mod your car for a reason, fine. But if you do it so you can sit around with a bunch of other douchenozzles playing ookie-cookie talking about your mods, that's pathetic.
It sounds like you have too many rice-boy friends who are all talk and no walk.
When I say that I enjoy talking about cars, I mean I enjoy talking about fine automobiles, not riced out Civics and Corrolas.
 

marcello

Golden Member
Aug 30, 2004
1,141
0
0
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: marcello
I think what I hate is a few people I know who like to brag about all the mods they have done to their car. But when anyone asks them to show the mods, they come up with some bs excuse why they can't. Plus, these kids are such pussies anyways that they wouldn't race or do anything with their car, so I don't see the point. If you mod your car for a reason, fine. But if you do it so you can sit around with a bunch of other douchenozzles playing ookie-cookie talking about your mods, that's pathetic.
It sounds like you have too many rice-boy friends who are all talk and no walk.
When I say that I enjoy talking about cars, I mean I enjoy talking about fine automobiles, not riced out Civics and Corrolas.

That is likely true, but I wouldn't call them friends. Well, friends who had to pay for my friendship. If you ever want to find a collection of guys who don't know sh|t about cars, but like to talk like they do, check out fraternities.
 

SWScorch

Diamond Member
May 13, 2001
9,520
1
76
I like cars and I enjoy talking about them, but I'm not the kind of guy who can discuss the intricacies of a I-6 versus a V6 for hours upon hours.