YA(Failed Oldsmoboat's Law)T: F My Life

[eits]

www.fmylife.com

enjoy 🙂

 

[Scouzer]

too much fake

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
too much fake

oh stfu. wtf are you talking about? there might be maybe a few fake ones, but most of them sound pretty genuine. most of them sound like things that actually happen.

 

[olds]

 

[eits]

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

hahaha fail.

 

[amish]

so in a thread that you started; you have three of the total six posts. i don't think too many people find this funny, i know i don't. it's mostly three sentence stories told by what seems to be the same person or copypasta-ing old jokes. FML.

 

[BHeemsoth]

I love that site! My friends and I at work are all addicted to it.

 

[xanis]

My buddy's girlfriend enlightened me to this site. Pure awesome. :thumbsup:

 

[FrustratedUser]

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

LOL

 

[TecHNooB]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

LOL

x2

 

[eits]

bump

 

[BlackTigers]

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

hahahaha

 

[Newbian]

So many old jokes but still a bit funny.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Scouzer
too much fake

oh stfu. wtf are you talking about? there might be maybe a few fake ones, but most of them sound pretty genuine. most of them sound like things that actually happen.

i have a bridge you might be interested in...

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: eits
My Life
Official AnandTech Forums Chiropractic Expert

frigging hilarious

Couldn't agree more.

 

[Iron Woode]

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between.

LOL

 

[Dear Summer]

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

 

[finite automaton]

*snorgle*. FML

 

[MovingTarget]

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

Which one of you guys was this?

😛

 

[Dear Summer]

Fuck my life.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer
Fuck my life.

/Superbad

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: eits
My Life
Official AnandTech Forums Chiropractic Expert

frigging hilarious

Couldn't agree more.

... um. ok. :thumbsup: grats.

:roll:

 

[Perknose]

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

It took until the second page, but I finally hit comedy gold! :laugh:

Edit: Even better!

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

:laugh:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

It took until the second page, but I finally hit comedy gold! :laugh:

ugh, jesus!

 

[Perknose]

Prominent old ATOT'er posts: 😛 😉

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nik" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

Definitely bookmarking this site!

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML