xmas post when drunk thread

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Maximilian

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Omfg u guys srsly! i got ssmsung galaxy s2 for xmas its a pretty epic gidy!!!!!!!! twppiny the keypad is so funb. ut vibrates everytime i tap it thats wuat she said!!! no tatpatalk yet ive seen oyhrs use it but i csnt figure out how to install it yet or install anything, coming rlrom jonokia n82. What fid u guuys get for xmad??
 

Maximilian

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Im sru its difficult to type eitgv such smsll screen and druk hand its okay the i correct many errors and make it okat
 

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Bah. I finished my last Heineken a few days ago. No wine. It's dry!


Oh wait, I have some Johnnie black and Bacardi white. Hmmm...
 

SlitheryDee

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I've had bout 5 coronas. Am I drunk? Think I'll drink the rest of the 12 pack to make sure.
 

Maximilian

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Offt srslt sine i stopped being a student and becamd a normal person and did weights and treadmill i sm a total lightweight, its awesome! My nights our cost so much less than becfore. I might gave a scotch egg and anotyer bud Qactually!
 

TakeNoPrisoners

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Offt srslt sine i stopped being a student and becamd a normal person and did weights and treadmill i sm a total lightweight, its awesome! My nights our cost so much less than becfore. I might gave a scotch egg and anotyer bud Qactually!

Well you can't type for shit so I assume you are drunk off your ass.
 

Hail The Brain Slug

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I just started drinking. I got a Bop It XT for christmas, I think I should get smashed and try to beat pro level.
 

ConwayJim

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It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."
 
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