x wife stories

[conjur]

Originally posted by: coot
i called them they said it was mine i said show me the paper i signed they said it was done over the internet couldn't do a thing about it just a word to the wise watch your own back it's hard to resist4' 11" 36year old brunet size 2 with modifyd bumpers

Dude...drop the ganja and learn how to write English, for crying out loud!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
My ex-wife was screwing a guy she worked with. I was driving home late one night, and saw her car parked outside his apartment. I went up and started kicking the door in, and heard him cock MY gun. I decided I didn't want to get shot with my own gun and waited for the cops to come, they told me to go home. We filed for divorce, I started going out with the guy who she was cheating with's wife.. He didn't like that and came to my new house on Thanksgiving eve and started threatening me. I was friends with the sheriff, so I called him and he came out to get the guy off my property. While the cop was there, the guys wife told me her man had a loaded gun under the front seat of his car, so I decided to let the cop know about it.... The guy spent Thanksgiving sitting in jail on a weapons charge... Bummer...
Divorce was clean, she didn't want anything, I gave her everything I couldn't fit in my car and drove off...

I had a similar experience while I was crashing at a old guys house my buddy worked with.

He was an ex manager for Big Daddy's bars his whole life and still pulled in chicks galore even with dentures

Anyway some chick's hubby came pounding on the door one night (I was in a stupor with some other chick at his house).

He came to the door with a Dirty Harry type .44. Hubbie left peeling out....next thing is cops came....he had a permit, everyone was of legal age in the house....case closed...

she filed for divorce the next day. I am not sure what became of that.

I have done married women and have had my married woman done We used to talk about it in bed as our divorce proceeded.

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
My ex-wife was screwing a guy she worked with. I was driving home late one night, and saw her car parked outside his apartment. I went up and started kicking the door in, and heard him cock MY gun. I decided I didn't want to get shot with my own gun and waited for the cops to come, they told me to go home. We filed for divorce, I started going out with the guy who she was cheating with's wife.. He didn't like that and came to my new house on Thanksgiving eve and started threatening me. I was friends with the sheriff, so I called him and he came out to get the guy off my property. While the cop was there, the guys wife told me her man had a loaded gun under the front seat of his car, so I decided to let the cop know about it.... The guy spent Thanksgiving sitting in jail on a weapons charge... Bummer...
Divorce was clean, she didn't want anything, I gave her everything I couldn't fit in my car and drove off...

that is ulitmate revenge!

it's almost as good as sleeping with her mother!!

 

[Rufio]

DP!

 

[Rufio]

tp

 

[y2kc]

most incoherent thread ever...

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: coot
i called them they said it was mine i said show me the paper i signed they said it was done over the internet couldn't do a thing about it just a word to the wise watch your own back it's hard to resist4' 11" 36year old brunet size 2 with modifyd bumpers

Hey Wdaguan(sp??), welcome back.

KK

 

[coot]

first and formost !.....i was not seeking 'points ' if you do not like my ramblings , so be it .i didn't realize i had ...'to preform' ...to please you ,and you alone . it was just a thread, nothing less ,nothing more .i'm sorry for taking up your time ,........... for wasting ..................your precious time ................... forgive me for trying to share ,a tiny tid bit of life's experences' about the fairer sex . . in a few years maybe you too ,will have something to share , something you might like to pass on . to make someone more aware,to keep someone out of harms way. but, then again , maybe not .

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: coot
first and formost !.....i was not seeking 'points ' if you do not like my ramblings , so be it .i didn't realize i had ...'to preform' ...to please you ,and you alone . it was just a thread, nothing less ,nothing more .i'm sorry for taking up your time ,........... for wasting ..................your precious time ................... forgive me for trying to share ,a tiny tid bit of life's experences' about the fairer sex . . in a few years maybe you too ,will have something to share , something you might like to pass on . to make someone more aware,to keep someone out of harms way. but, then again , maybe not .

Another example of the dangers of drug/alcohol abuse.

Maybe English is your 2nd language? Or 3rd or 4th??

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Yeah, I got one, it's a really really sad story which should be a lesson to all.

I met patty at church. It was love at first sight. Her enthusiasm for God and the Love for Jesus Christ really really attracted me to her, and made me do more for my faith. We got married after a year of Christian dating (No touching or kissing). But soon afterwards, she starting keeping company of some degnerates. Some of them weren't even Christian. Thus began her downfall. She started questioning the existence of God, and like most aetheists and agnostics, she started becoming very happy with this life. Since she had strayed for the righteous path, and neither mine nor the preachers efforts could bring her back, I divorced her.

-Praise the Lord.

God is for fvcktards. I can't stand people that belive that the religious way is the only way. Thx but no thanks man, be a bit tolerant of other people and their personal beliefs.

 

[coot]

touch'e

 

[alkemyst]

damn you mother not only choise to drop you on your head, but she did so at the top of the Sears Tower, then proceeded to kick you down every stairwell....sorry I didn't know.

coot for elite.