X-Men logic fail

[ahenkel]

I'd use my comic book nerd powers to explain all this, but I'd like to touch a woman's boobs again.

 

[Malak]

I'd use my comic book nerd powers to explain all this, but I'd like to touch a woman's boobs again.

Hot chicks work at comic book stores too.

 

[Lamont Burns]

Mystique and Nightcrawler aren't even from the same continent and are the same age, basically.

i read some shit saying azazel who is just like nightcrawler was the daddy and mystique the chick hookup hence night being blue or some shit.

i have no knowledge, educate me... mystique ages slowly like Wolverine I thought

 

[Alone]

Mystique and Nightcrawler aren't even from the same continent and are the same age, basically.

I don't follow comics but I'm quite certain Nightcrawler is the son of Azazel and Mystique.

 

[BrownShoes]

Magneto is usually protected by a shield of Axe body spray.

 

[JTsyo]

You know what really doesn't add up: the energy balance. How much energy would you need to create a field strong enough to, say, destroy the Golden Gate Bridge? I'm sure it's much more energy that a human body could contain. The mutants must be eating hundreds of thousands of calories a day.

 

[waggy]

I don't follow comics but I'm quite certain Nightcrawler is the son of Azazel and Mystique.

correct. azazel and mystique hook up and have a baby that baby is tada! nightcrawler.

 

[edro]

You know what really doesn't add up: the energy balance. How much energy would you need to create a field strong enough to, say, destroy the Golden Gate Bridge? I'm sure it's much more energy that a human body could contain. The mutants must be eating hundreds of thousands of calories a day.

This post is now being read by the FBI and DHS.

 

[guyver01]

His Optic Blasts have penetrated them in the past...

 

[eits]

magnetic field deflects the photons?

http://www.physicsforums.com/archive/index.php/t-20803.html

 

[Cogman]

A strong enough magnetic field (or a pulsating one) can change the properties of EM radiation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_effect

 

[PingSpike]

You know what really doesn't add up: the energy balance. How much energy would you need to create a field strong enough to, say, destroy the Golden Gate Bridge? I'm sure it's much more energy that a human body could contain. The mutants must be eating hundreds of thousands of calories a day.

Yeah, even if you ate peanut butter every waking hour it wouldn't give you enough energy to blow up dams and toss cars all the time. But comics are basically like a bad soap opera so its kind of hard to take them to seriously.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Magneto's little known secondary power is the ability to do whatever the fuck he wants when it's convenient to the plot.

 

[PingSpike]

Magneto's little known secondary power is the ability to do whatever the fuck he wants when it's convenient to the plot.

I thought all primary characters possessed that ability in comic books.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I thought all primary characters possessed that ability in comic books.

Good point.

 

[dank69]

... But comics are basically like a bad soap opera so its kind of hard to take them to seriously.

You shut your bitch mouth!

 

[SagaLore]

He's creating a shield out of magnetic flux which is dispersing the laser's photons. Sheesh, this isn't hard.

 

[zinfamous]

Hey Jubilee was awesome, she should have never been on that list. How could you not want to be able to shoot fireworks out of your hands?

I don't know. I'd much rather be able to fly or punch the shit out of stuff.

Jubilee is worthless: "I'm gonna blind you! ....for 5 seconds"

 

[Aikouka]

correct. azazel and mystique hook up and have a baby that baby is tada! nightcrawler.

Given how they tend to show her naked a lot... I didn't think she had anything to umm... hook up with? :hmm: