*WTH*???? San Francisco Hosts 'Masturbate-A-Thon' (!)

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Ryan

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Originally posted by: machintos
Well, wherever they're having the "masturbat-a-thon" is not going to be a pretty place whenever they're done... NASTY...

If they do it on grass, they'll just be fertilizing the soil :D
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: The_good_guy
sounds like fun.. :D

I woudlnt mind joining.

Don't you have a girlfriend? :p

- M4H

Couples can attend. Says so in the article.

Some sort of really twisted swingers club.
 
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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: ScoobMaster I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here
...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.
I agree. And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.
Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!
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Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

So the idea of a hands-around San Francisco circle jerk does not bother you? In public?

I don't spend a tremendous amount of energy worrying about what San Franciscans do with their spare time. This is just a little bit fvcking sick.

What ever happened to beating off at home? What are these people hoping to achieve? Public awareness of masturbation?

Find me a 14 year old in the country that is not fully aware of masturbation. These 14 year olds eventually grow into adults who will beat it regularly. God knows I do.

This was about a bunch of freaks who were into making a spectacle of their "diversity."
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I think we should use fire.... lots of fire. It is the only thing that can disinfect that diseased state.
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: ScoobMaster
I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here

...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.

I agree.

And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.
Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!
rolleye.gif




Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

 

Dragnov

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Hippies are usually white right? Precisely why all white people should be destroyed. It'll put a major dent in racism at least.
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Hoober

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Originally posted by: Gr1mL0cK
Hippies are usually white right? Precisely why all white people should be destroyed. It'll put a major dent in racism at least.
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:confused:
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: ScoobMaster I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here
...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.
I agree. And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.
Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!
rolleye.gif
Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

So the idea of a hands-around San Francisco circle jerk does not bother you? In public?
They weren't in public.
To the strains of soothing new-age music, the men and women -- a number of them couples -- were shown into rooms for men, women or both.

I don't spend a tremendous amount of energy worrying about what San Franciscans do with their spare time. This is just a little bit fvcking sick.

What ever happened to beating off at home? What are these people hoping to achieve? Public awareness of masturbation?
Basically. The idea is to remove the stigma which obviously still exists based on some of the posts in this thread. It's not something I'd personally be into, but to each his own. It's just not worth getting all upset about. I mean, this was a group of "more than 100" men and women. You know how many people go to swinger's clubs on an average weekend here in Atlanta and watch their spouse/SO get it on with multiple partners? Way, way more than that. You know what else? Texas has swinger's clubs too. If the media weren't so obsessed with sensationalistic stories that get people like you and Saga all wound up, nobody's 14 year-old would even hear about this in the first place.



 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: ScoobMaster I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here
...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.
I agree. And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.
Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!
rolleye.gif
Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

So the idea of a hands-around San Francisco circle jerk does not bother you? In public?
They weren't in public.
To the strains of soothing new-age music, the men and women -- a number of them couples -- were shown into rooms for men, women or both.

I don't spend a tremendous amount of energy worrying about what San Franciscans do with their spare time. This is just a little bit fvcking sick.

What ever happened to beating off at home? What are these people hoping to achieve? Public awareness of masturbation?
Basically. The idea is to remove the stigma which obviously still exists based on some of the posts in this thread. It's not something I'd personally be into, but to each his own. It's just not worth getting all upset about. I mean, this was a group of "more than 100" men and women. You know how many people go to swinger's clubs on an average weekend here in Atlanta and watch their spouse/SO get it on with multiple partners? Way, way more than that. You know what else? Texas has swinger's clubs too. If the media weren't so obsessed with sensationalistic stories that get people like you and Saga all wound up, nobody's 14 year-old would even hear about this in the first place.

Now I'm just downright curious Fausto. Do you and your wife frequent swinger's clubs?
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: ScoobMaster I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here
...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.
I agree. And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.
Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!
rolleye.gif
Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

So the idea of a hands-around San Francisco circle jerk does not bother you? In public?
They weren't in public.
To the strains of soothing new-age music, the men and women -- a number of them couples -- were shown into rooms for men, women or both.

I don't spend a tremendous amount of energy worrying about what San Franciscans do with their spare time. This is just a little bit fvcking sick.

What ever happened to beating off at home? What are these people hoping to achieve? Public awareness of masturbation?
Basically. The idea is to remove the stigma which obviously still exists based on some of the posts in this thread. It's not something I'd personally be into, but to each his own. It's just not worth getting all upset about. I mean, this was a group of "more than 100" men and women. You know how many people go to swinger's clubs on an average weekend here in Atlanta and watch their spouse/SO get it on with multiple partners? Way, way more than that. You know what else? Texas has swinger's clubs too. If the media weren't so obsessed with sensationalistic stories that get people like you and Saga all wound up, nobody's 14 year-old would even hear about this in the first place.

Now I'm just downright curious Fausto. Do you and your wife frequent swinger's clubs?
Nope. We're strictly monogamous. It is my opinion that swinging will ultimately destroy any relationship, no matter how open. However, if people are into that sort of thing, it's not my place to tell them to stop. I know a couple who dabble in this and it seems to work for them. <shrug>

My point was that there's crazier stuff going on all the time involving greater numbers of people that this little jerk-fest and no one seems to mind.

 

MedicBob

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I haven't seen everything, but with seeing this I move 1 step closer.:disgust:
 

Hoober

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: ScoobMaster I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here
...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.
I agree. And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.
Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!
rolleye.gif
Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

So the idea of a hands-around San Francisco circle jerk does not bother you? In public?
They weren't in public.
To the strains of soothing new-age music, the men and women -- a number of them couples -- were shown into rooms for men, women or both.

I don't spend a tremendous amount of energy worrying about what San Franciscans do with their spare time. This is just a little bit fvcking sick.

What ever happened to beating off at home? What are these people hoping to achieve? Public awareness of masturbation?
Basically. The idea is to remove the stigma which obviously still exists based on some of the posts in this thread. It's not something I'd personally be into, but to each his own. It's just not worth getting all upset about. I mean, this was a group of "more than 100" men and women. You know how many people go to swinger's clubs on an average weekend here in Atlanta and watch their spouse/SO get it on with multiple partners? Way, way more than that. You know what else? Texas has swinger's clubs too. If the media weren't so obsessed with sensationalistic stories that get people like you and Saga all wound up, nobody's 14 year-old would even hear about this in the first place.

Now I'm just downright curious Fausto. Do you and your wife frequent swinger's clubs?
Nope. We're strictly monogamous. It is my opinion that swinging will ultimately destroy any relationship, no matter how open. However, if people are into that sort of thing, it's not my place to tell them to stop. I know a couple who dabble in this and it seems to work for them. <shrug>

My point was that there's crazier stuff going on all the time involving greater numbers of people that this little jerk-fest and no one seems to mind.

True, but most swingers don't exactly advertise their trade. And I've really never heard of it being done for charity.
 

SagaLore

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Originally posted by: ScoobMaster I........ Am.................... speechless......................... story here
...and this is precisely why California needs to be destroyed.
I agree. And wasn't San Francisco where they vomited and deficated in public to protest the war? Sounds like they've got all of those bodily functions under control. Maybe next they'll try using their brains.
Whoohooo! More fuel to stoke the white-hot fires of moral outrage!
rolleye.gif
Some of you waste entirely too much energy worrying about what people in the SanFran area are up to this week. Some of them got together and pleasured themselves. Big deal.

So the idea of a hands-around San Francisco circle jerk does not bother you? In public?
They weren't in public.
To the strains of soothing new-age music, the men and women -- a number of them couples -- were shown into rooms for men, women or both.

I don't spend a tremendous amount of energy worrying about what San Franciscans do with their spare time. This is just a little bit fvcking sick.

What ever happened to beating off at home? What are these people hoping to achieve? Public awareness of masturbation?
Basically. The idea is to remove the stigma which obviously still exists based on some of the posts in this thread. It's not something I'd personally be into, but to each his own. It's just not worth getting all upset about. I mean, this was a group of "more than 100" men and women. You know how many people go to swinger's clubs on an average weekend here in Atlanta and watch their spouse/SO get it on with multiple partners? Way, way more than that. You know what else? Texas has swinger's clubs too. If the media weren't so obsessed with sensationalistic stories that get people like you and Saga all wound up, nobody's 14 year-old would even hear about this in the first place.

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edit: I had the smiley face but that graphic is just too ugly. :frown:

edit2: Okay I guess I better make a minor comment. You call it a stimga, but I call it modesty. People are tought to respect their bodies and to keep them private until they are committed to a significant other to which they can share them with. Without this early lesson kids don't mind urinating with the door open, they don't mind running around the public naked, they don't mind picking their nose in front of others. This is what seperates us from other animals - we have the will power to do other than what our instincts try to dictate. Otherwise, we're just a bunch of monkey's, and the end result is some disease that causes our genitalia to fall off. These liberal movements are simply a philosophical approach to undermining millenias of cultured civility. It's just more social anarchistic rubbish. I'm no puritan, but I don't find anything religious to keeping my penis in my pants until my wife wants it. These masturbatathons are just an excuse for excersizing pornographic fantasies in public, under the guise of "art".
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Maybe we could organize an Anandtech meet in concert with the Masterbatathon :)

that would be a lot of dead kittens if all the members of AT did this.

111458 guys and 6 girls. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh no. :confused:
 

Ulfwald

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I wonder if the local sprerm bank will be picking up the donation cups.

 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Funny how people on this forum seem to vehemently hate masturbation...

Who hates masturbation? :D
No kidding. If ever there were a group who has whole-heartedly indulged in auto-erotica, it's computer nerds. ;)

 

Ulfwald

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Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Funny how people on this forum seem to vehemently hate masturbation...

Reason the hate it is because they are tired of doing it, they want to know what it is like to be with a real woman, not a bottle of lotion and typing on the PC one handed.