WTH is this seller smoking?

[Dacalo]

Check this out

A Ford Focus with that kind of starting price?

Don't forget to check out the spoiler! 😀

EDIT: Aww, it seems like the fun is over to some degree. Eli keep us updated 😀

 

[Colt45]

rofl..

he's really into the playboy theme huh?

 

[Kaervak]

I wonder if he knows there's part of a lawnmower on the roof.

 

[atom]

Thats not a spoiler dude, thats a TV antenna for his A/V system. 😉

 

[RyanM]

And she's been "tooken" care of well! WOOOHOO!

 

[amdskip]

Dang, it's the playboy bunny version ford focus.

Wing raddles when you go over 70 mph but it won't fall off, and breaks squeak a little after you let go of break but they work like new! She is a very fast and very neat little car!

That quote says it all!

 

[RyanM]

Will someone explain to me when "performance decals" became a SELLING POINT?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: amdskip
Dang, it's the playboy bunny version ford focus.

Wing raddles when you go over 70 mph but it won't fall off, and breaks squeak a little after you let go of break but they work like new! She is a very fast and very neat little car!

That quote says it all!

Heh..

 

[minendo]

this is one heck of a Ford Focus! She has been VERY VERY tooken care of

That was enough for me.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
I wonder if he knows there's part of a lawnmower on the roof.

😀

my fvckin audi a4 sells for that price on ebay how can this guy be so idiotic?

 

[ohtwell]

What's with the pink fuzzy wheel?


: ) Amanda

 

[psianime]

errrrr

 

[Hubris]

Oh dear god. I can't believe this mook is actually going to an institution of higher learning.

'Performance decals'? 'Tooken care of'? Someone needs to shoot this idiot. And the spoiler! rofl!

 

[Eli]

lol..

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: MachFive
Will someone explain to me when "performance decals" became a SELLING POINT?

Dude didnt you know? They add 50HP per sticker man.

-Xionide

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: MachFive
Will someone explain to me when "performance decals" became a SELLING POINT?

Dude didnt you know? They add 50HP per sticker man.

-Xionide

50hp? It is actually 75HP per sticker and 200hp per NOS sticker.

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: MachFive
Will someone explain to me when "performance decals" became a SELLING POINT?

Dude didnt you know? They add 50HP per sticker man.

-Xionide

Yeah, but dude, EVERYONE knows that chrome ads TEN horsepower per square inch. If he went to Walmart, bought a can of chrome spraypaint, his car would be like 5000 horsepower or somethin'. Decals are a waste of money.

 

[Hubris]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
What's with the pink fuzzy wheel?


: ) Amanda

He's a closeted homosexual trying to overcompensate with all the PB bunnies. 😀

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: MachFive
Will someone explain to me when "performance decals" became a SELLING POINT?

Dude didnt you know? They add 50HP per sticker man.

-Xionide

actually depends on the size of the sticker/decal. but they range from 24 to 54 hp and around 40 to 80 feets of torque 😕

 

[Corporate Thug]

because it's ebay, i bet someone will buy it

 

[Sluggo]

Hey but the car was washed and WAXED daily.

Cant beat that.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Hey but the car was washed and WAXED daily.

Cant beat that.

two lines u have on your signature contradict... 😛 just wanted to let you know

 

[amdskip]

I sent him an email, I'll post a response🙂

 

[CubicZirconia]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Hey but the car was washed and WAXED daily.

Cant beat that.

Don't forget the daily oil changes too.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: CubicZirconia

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Hey but the car was washed and WAXED daily.

Cant beat that.

Don't forget the daily oil changes too.

:Q ahah