WTH: Clay Aiken, 29, to be a DAD

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Eh. I always thought he'd be the one pregnant...

EDIT: According to the report, Aiken, 29, artificially inseminated Foster-Levy, 50, and will be an active father in the life of the baby.

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I guess him knocking that chick up isn't proof of his sexuality. I guess the majority of ATOT still has a chance with Aiken.

At 50, artificial insemination is the most effective way to ensure conception even if he were Peter North.

 

[rockyct]

Originally posted by: spittledip

Originally posted by: kranky
I can imagine how this went down.

Publicity Director: Clay, you need to start a family. That will give us a chance to get your name in the papers more often... the announcement, the pregnancy, the birth, the adjustment to fatherhood... you get it. It will help your career.

Aiken: Gee, that sounds OK. What do I do?

PD: Well, you like Jaymes, don't you?

Aiken: Yeah, I like her. She's swell!

PD: Then make a baby with her.

Aiken: OK! So.... how do I do that?

PD: You <psst psst whisper whisper> in her <psst whisper psst psst>

Aiken: NO WAY! I couldn't do that! Girls are icky. Can't we go get one in China?

PD: That takes too long. Wait a second... there is another way...

Oh yeah, just like the Troy McClure marrying Selma bit. That is a great episode.

lol, that's what I was thinking.

 

[Pocatello]

Congrats! I guess?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Quintox
Whoa, so he isn't gay....

no, he is gay... she just wanted his sperm.

why would anyone want to have a child that looks like that?

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Quintox
Whoa, so he isn't gay....

no, he is gay... she just wanted his sperm.

why would anyone want to have a child that looks like that?

maybe she really loves broadway musicals

 

[rh71]

natural conception at 50 was very unlikely regardless.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Quintox
Whoa, so he isn't gay....

no, he is gay... she just wanted his sperm.

why would anyone want to have a child that looks like that?

maybe she really loves broadway musicals

yeh, that. :laugh:

Originally posted by: rh71
natural conception at 50 was very unlikely regardless.

probably not her egg then?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Heller
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