that was just a joke
or maybe it says something like "hey bob, mind if i use your a$$ cheeks instead of my fleshlight?"
1. First
Choose a marker (?) of satisfactory color, draw two nipples on your good friend's butt, a butt of good form and smooth skin is best. Marker should be non-permanent, so that if you make a mistake it can be redrawn.
2. Then
Take note of the position of your good friend's anus, to avoid discomfort. Insert penis parallelly into butt crack. Adjust to a comfortable position, rub back and forth with strength. If not moist enough, apply lubricants.
Choose a marker (?) of satisfactory color, draw two nipples on your good friend's butt, a butt of good form and smooth skin is best. Marker should be non-permanent, so that if you make a mistake it can be redrawn.
2. Then
Take note of the position of your good friend's anus, to avoid discomfort. Insert penis parallelly into butt crack. Adjust to a comfortable position, rub back and forth with strength. If not moist enough, apply lubricants.
3. Done
After ejaculation, you can rest on your friend and thank him. If you can't get an erect in this simulated "titty fvck", maybe you didn't draw the nipples realistically enough, or your friend's butt is not beautiful enough. But most probably, you are gay.
After ejaculation, you can rest on your friend and thank him. If you can't get an erect in this simulated "titty fvck", maybe you didn't draw the nipples realistically enough, or your friend's butt is not beautiful enough. But most probably, you are gay.
OK Here's a quick translation. Mostly literally translated 
Heading = Enjoy your friend's butt-crack
Sub-heading= prepare a marker pen.
1 Beginning
Choose a marker with a suitable colour, and draw two nipples on your buddy's ass, preferably one that is shapely and smooth for best effects. The pen should be water-soluble (non-permanent), so as to facilitate easy correction in case of wrong drawings and for cleaning after the whole thing.
2 Then
Take note of your buddy's anus, to prevent inserting your thing inside and resulting in unhappiness. Place your penis horizontally in the butt crack, adjust for comfort, and then rub forward and back to achieve orgasm. Apply lubricant if it is not wet/smooth enough.
3 Finish
After ejaculation, you may rest on your friend for a while, and thank him. If you are unable to have an erection in this simulation of breast sex, it may be because the picture of the nipples were not realistically drawn, or maybe your buddy's butt was not beautiful enough. Or maybe, you are just a gay man.
Heading = Enjoy your friend's butt-crack
Sub-heading= prepare a marker pen.
1 Beginning
Choose a marker with a suitable colour, and draw two nipples on your buddy's ass, preferably one that is shapely and smooth for best effects. The pen should be water-soluble (non-permanent), so as to facilitate easy correction in case of wrong drawings and for cleaning after the whole thing.
2 Then
Take note of your buddy's anus, to prevent inserting your thing inside and resulting in unhappiness. Place your penis horizontally in the butt crack, adjust for comfort, and then rub forward and back to achieve orgasm. Apply lubricant if it is not wet/smooth enough.
3 Finish
After ejaculation, you may rest on your friend for a while, and thank him. If you are unable to have an erection in this simulation of breast sex, it may be because the picture of the nipples were not realistically drawn, or maybe your buddy's butt was not beautiful enough. Or maybe, you are just a gay man.
AgaBoogaBoo
Lifer
- Feb 16, 2003
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Every time I think I've hit the desensitize threshold, something like this comes along. This just blows my mind, human beings are fvcked lol.
DainBramaged
Lifer
- Jun 19, 2003
- 23,454
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Originally posted by: dopcombo
OK Here's a quick translation. Mostly literally translated
Heading = Enjoy your friend's butt-crack
Sub-heading= prepare a marker pen.
1 Beginning
Choose a marker with a suitable colour, and draw two nipples on your buddy's ass, preferably one that is shapely and smooth for best effects. The pen should be water-soluble (non-permanent), so as to facilitate easy correction in case of wrong drawings and for cleaning after the whole thing.
2 Then
Take note of your buddy's anus, to prevent inserting your thing inside and resulting in unhappiness. Place your penis horizontally in the butt crack, adjust for comfort, and then rub forward and back to achieve orgasm. Apply lubricant if it is not wet/smooth enough.
3 Finish
After ejaculation, you may rest on your friend for a while, and thank him. If you are unable to have an erection in this simulation of breast sex, it may be because the picture of the nipples were not realistically drawn, or maybe your buddy's butt was not beautiful enough. Or maybe, you are just a gay man.
If you are in any way serious, thats fvcked up.
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: dopcombo
OK Here's a quick translation. Mostly literally translated
Heading = Enjoy your friend's butt-crack
Sub-heading= prepare a marker pen.
1 Beginning
Choose a marker with a suitable colour, and draw two nipples on your buddy's ass, preferably one that is shapely and smooth for best effects. The pen should be water-soluble (non-permanent), so as to facilitate easy correction in case of wrong drawings and for cleaning after the whole thing.
2 Then
Take note of your buddy's anus, to prevent inserting your thing inside and resulting in unhappiness. Place your penis horizontally in the butt crack, adjust for comfort, and then rub forward and back to achieve orgasm. Apply lubricant if it is not wet/smooth enough.
3 Finish
After ejaculation, you may rest on your friend for a while, and thank him. If you are unable to have an erection in this simulation of breast sex, it may be because the picture of the nipples were not realistically drawn, or maybe your buddy's butt was not beautiful enough. Or maybe, you are just a gay man.
If you are in any way serious, thats fvcked up.
I can confirm that this translation is correct.
Im still in disbelief here, wtf is this!!!
Oops... looks like I was too slow. Oh well.
This looks it could have been taken out of Taiwan version of Maxim...
This looks it could have been taken out of Taiwan version of Maxim...
suse920
Diamond Member
- Feb 7, 2005
- 6,889
- 0
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Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: dopcombo
OK Here's a quick translation. Mostly literally translated
Heading = Enjoy your friend's butt-crack
Sub-heading= prepare a marker pen.
1 Beginning
Choose a marker with a suitable colour, and draw two nipples on your buddy's ass, preferably one that is shapely and smooth for best effects. The pen should be water-soluble (non-permanent), so as to facilitate easy correction in case of wrong drawings and for cleaning after the whole thing.
2 Then
Take note of your buddy's anus, to prevent inserting your thing inside and resulting in unhappiness. Place your penis horizontally in the butt crack, adjust for comfort, and then rub forward and back to achieve orgasm. Apply lubricant if it is not wet/smooth enough.
3 Finish
After ejaculation, you may rest on your friend for a while, and thank him. If you are unable to have an erection in this simulation of breast sex, it may be because the picture of the nipples were not realistically drawn, or maybe your buddy's butt was not beautiful enough. Or maybe, you are just a gay man.
If you are in any way serious, thats fvcked up.
I can confirm that this translation is correct.
Im still in disbelief here, wtf is this!!!
lol
neutralizer
Lifer
- Oct 4, 2001
- 11,552
- 1
- 0
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: dopcombo
OK Here's a quick translation. Mostly literally translated
Heading = Enjoy your friend's butt-crack
Sub-heading= prepare a marker pen.
1 Beginning
Choose a marker with a suitable colour, and draw two nipples on your buddy's ass, preferably one that is shapely and smooth for best effects. The pen should be water-soluble (non-permanent), so as to facilitate easy correction in case of wrong drawings and for cleaning after the whole thing.
2 Then
Take note of your buddy's anus, to prevent inserting your thing inside and resulting in unhappiness. Place your penis horizontally in the butt crack, adjust for comfort, and then rub forward and back to achieve orgasm. Apply lubricant if it is not wet/smooth enough.
3 Finish
After ejaculation, you may rest on your friend for a while, and thank him. If you are unable to have an erection in this simulation of breast sex, it may be because the picture of the nipples were not realistically drawn, or maybe your buddy's butt was not beautiful enough. Or maybe, you are just a gay man.
If you are in any way serious, thats fvcked up.
I can confirm that this translation is correct.
Im still in disbelief here, wtf is this!!!
... OMG... :roll:
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