WTF.. Vogue using upskirt pic for promo in China (NSFW!)

[KeithP]

No vag found. OP is an idiot

This...

OP obviously has never seen a real vagina.

...and this. We're done.

-KeithP

 

[SagaLore]

If young men knew a vagina looks like a blow hole on a dolphin , I don't think they would spend the early part of their life trying to see one .

what

 

[lxskllr]

what

His women are scary

 

[akugami]

Tell me about it. Growing up, I had a Sears catalog with low res pictures of granny panties :^D

We found a stack of Playboys in the alley when we were about 8...

If young men knew a vagina looks like a blow hole on a dolphin , I don't think they would spend the early part of their life trying to see one .

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...


This thread has been a total cocktease.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

This:

https://screen.yahoo.com/digital-short-helen-mirrens-magical-000000362.html

its SNL but I would be careful at work with it.

 

[Markbnj]

If young men knew a vagina looks like a blow hole on a dolphin , I don't think they would spend the early part of their life trying to see one .

You probably want to stop dating the older porn stars.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Tell me about it. Growing up, I had a Sears catalog with low res pictures of granny panties :^D

or this:

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Must be a virgin, snatch not detected.

 

[jonks]

That's a big pussy. That's a big pussy.

 

[Jeeebus]

So from this thread we learned vaginas are either long enough to swallow a black hole or they are actually assholes shaped like a porpoise's blowhole.

I think Jedi and dolphin asshole guy should get together and snicker at the thought of a woman's body.

 

[OverVolt]

Close but no

 

[zinfamous]

His women are scary

Well now that I see this, I do kinda want to put my penis there.

:hmm:

 

[Imp]

Nice legs... She's like 6'3".

 

[Newell Steamer]

even wikipedia has better pics of 'vag'

That has to be the prettiest vagina I've ever seen.

 

[sdifox]

Well now that I see this, I do kinda want to put my penis there.

:hmm:

The man straddling the dolphin was heard screaming "I am stuck" as the dolphin started to dive :biggrin:

And op must be in grade school. Or skipped health class.

 

[Fire&Blood]

And op must be in grade school.

I wish he could bail with that excuse but his account is older than teenagers hitting puberty. I was about to type out a few more paragraphs but I'm startled, the way I'm bending my arm to type spawns a vag on my elbow.

 

[OverVolt]

The man straddling the dolphin was heard screaming "I am stuck" as the dolphin started to dive :biggrin:

And op must be in grade school. Or skipped health class.

Noooooooo

 

[RPD]

Well now that I see this, I do kinda want to put my penis there.

:hmm:

Or not

And then there's the rape. Sexual coercion isn't exactly unusual in the animal kingdom, but dolphins take it to the extreme. Dolphin males will form gangs, kidnap a female and then take turns raping her. What happens if there are no females around? Well, they don't turn to seals like the otters do ... they just rape a male instead.

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/animals-can-be-giant-jerks