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WTF the police just came to my door

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looks like my Anand parody has really taken off. enjoy.

On a side note, I used to work with an Aziz. he wanted to join our band. He could really play, but truth be told, he was a bit overqualified.

On another side note, I've had summons delivered to me via letter for whoever lived here before, but it was always taped to my door or something, mayeb the cops came, but I was never there to see em.
 
Originally posted by: Eghck
aziz, LIGHT!!!!!

LMFAO!! Such a great movie.

Starting watching it with my GF on Saturday and she said that the big wobbling alien dudes at the beginning of the movie were too scary...WTF? 🙁

We ended up watching The Abyss instead
 
You're all joking while THERE'S A MAN MISSING! Poor Aziz is probably all roped up in somebody's trunk AND he's got a court date! SELFISH BASTARDS!
 
SWAT team visited my apartment once. Stepped out into the hall and there was a guy in body armor with his gun drawn. He put his finger to his lips so I just backed up and shut the door. They stuck a piece of electrical tape over my peep hole so I couldn't peep.
 
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
Originally posted by: Eghck
aziz, LIGHT!!!!!

I just about spit a mouthful of rootbeer on my monitor.

Same here (chocolate milk, though) ...

From the 5th element. At the beginning when they are using mirrors to illuminate the inner chamber.
 
Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Originally posted by: Yzzim
Originally posted by: SSP
You were afraid to open the door? 😕

Everyone knows looking through the peep hole = bullet to the eye.

Next time open the door.

to get shot in the chest instead? 😉

word. I was back a ways so i could see no gun was to the peephole...PLUS the next town over last night 2 guys dressed as cops got into a guy's apartment and jacked him up....I wasn't takin no chances
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Originally posted by: Yzzim
Originally posted by: SSP
You were afraid to open the door? 😕

Everyone knows looking through the peep hole = bullet to the eye.

Next time open the door.

to get shot in the chest instead? 😉

word. I was back a ways so i could see no gun was to the peephole...PLUS the next town over last night 2 guys dressed as cops got into a guy's apartment and jacked him up....I wasn't takin no chances

Just out of curiosity, did you bother to call the real police and ask them if they had anyone *supposed* to be at your door?

LOL! Next time they will know to ask for Matt :Q
 
Originally posted by: Donuts
They will be back!!! In fact they are outside watching you right now. 😱
Worse, they're INSIDE watching him right now.


And they want him to stop 'keeping his hands to himself.'
 
Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Originally posted by: Yzzim
Originally posted by: SSP
You were afraid to open the door? 😕

Everyone knows looking through the peep hole = bullet to the eye.

Next time open the door.

to get shot in the chest instead? 😉

word. I was back a ways so i could see no gun was to the peephole...PLUS the next town over last night 2 guys dressed as cops got into a guy's apartment and jacked him up....I wasn't takin no chances

Just out of curiosity, did you bother to call the real police and ask them if they had anyone *supposed* to be at your door?

LOL! Next time they will know to ask for Matt :Q


I forgot to call the real cops, i guess we'll see what happens
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: myusername
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Originally posted by: Yzzim
Originally posted by: SSP
You were afraid to open the door? 😕

Everyone knows looking through the peep hole = bullet to the eye.

Next time open the door.

to get shot in the chest instead? 😉

word. I was back a ways so i could see no gun was to the peephole...PLUS the next town over last night 2 guys dressed as cops got into a guy's apartment and jacked him up....I wasn't takin no chances

Just out of curiosity, did you bother to call the real police and ask them if they had anyone *supposed* to be at your door?

LOL! Next time they will know to ask for Matt :Q


I forgot to call the real cops, i guess we'll see what happens

good luck with it then

the cops come to my house like 3-4 times a year. i sometimes wanna call a friend or something then my cell phone gets called right after i push the "talk" button on the house phone....if my house phone is left off hook for a minute it automatically calls the cops. i didn't realize it and i was "on the phone" with the police operator for 30 seconds (she heard "two males arguing") and dispatched 5-0. i told my brother "let's see if they actually get here in 3 minutes". the cops came in, searched the house (of course they didn't take their shoes off). the older cop asked my brother why we were arguing. he said "video games". the cop came down and said "your parents must be proud of you". the ultimate ownage: a cop dissing you.

oh and btw, it took more than 3 minute sfor the cops to get here 😕
 
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