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SKORPI0

SKORPI0

Lifer
Jan 18, 2000
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Wow, you really have to be so drunk to hit it. :D

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WelshBloke

WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
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I refuse to believe that she wouldn't look better without the surgery! Ageing is a normal process!

Unless she's had an accident at some point and then corrective surgery, then I'm going to feel like an arse.
 
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balloonshark

balloonshark

Diamond Member
Jun 5, 2008
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You would have to be mad at your dick to climb on top of that one.

Here's another pic of her in makeup.

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"I slept with Lyn May and now she's pregnant. Jaegar." Dave Attell
 
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pcgeek11

pcgeek11

Lifer
Jun 12, 2005
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I spent 20 years in the Navy and have been pretty darn drunk in a lot of countries. I have never been that drunk, ever.
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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

Lifer
Feb 4, 2009
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Without the excessive alteration of her face she is a pretty fit 68 year old.
The excessive work she has done on her face is the distraction.
 
Torn Mind

Torn Mind

Lifer
Nov 25, 2012
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balloonshark said:
You would have to be mad at your dick to climb on top of that one.

Here's another pic of her in makeup.

waxthatthing.webp


"I slept with Lyn May and now she's pregnant. Jaegar." Dave Attell
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Horny drunk(allegedly) male Mexicans would smash anything that moves if got the assets and right holes to pierce.
 
kage69

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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That is a testament to the powers of both booze and testosterone. Wow.

Maybe fertility too, but I kinda doubt it. Sounds more like an aging celeb having a hard time dealing with age. I feel bad for her, I'm sure she's aware of how off she looks. Probably reminded everytime a stranger stabs her with an Epipen, trying to be helpful.
 
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nakedfrog

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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kage69 said:
That is a testament to the powers of both booze and testosterone. Wow.

Maybe fertility too, but I kinda doubt it. Sounds more like an aging celeb having a hard time dealing with age. I feel bad for her, I'm sure she's aware of how off she looks. Probably reminded everytime a stranger stabs her with an Epipen, trying to be helpful.
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She could well have body dysmorphic disorder.
 
Torn Mind

Torn Mind

Lifer
Nov 25, 2012
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m.imdb.com

Lyn May - Photos - IMDb

Lyn May. Actress: Las braceras. Lyn May is a Mexican showgirl and actress. She is considered one of the most popular female figures of the so-called Cinema of Ficheras and Mexican erotic comedy. She was known by the nickname of "The Goddess of Love." She's completed a cinematographic career that...
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Well, she never had the most "beautiful" face, although it's severely caricatured now with all that plastic. But I'll bet that boy's drunk self didn't mind the body or the experience. lol.
 
Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

Lifer
Feb 4, 2009
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I maintain she is quite attractive her face has been modified far too much. Her face detracts from everything else.
 
Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
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I wonder if that's REALLY why Trump ordered that wall.

Ohh...nevermind. They're in Cali. Well, if she did get plastic surgery, it looks like they accidently spilled the plastic....or maybe she just stood too close to a forest fire.

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