WTF? Raccoon bites off rapist's penis

[NFS4]

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert?s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ? but toothy ? fur ball.

?When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,? he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

?He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

?That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...ews/article2172612.ece

 

[Queasy]

It's from the Sun...has to be shens

 

[moshquerade]

"No means no"

 

[Mr Pickles]

404 credible source not found.

 

[Newbian]

I am waiting for this clip in the next "When animals attack" episode.

 

[moshquerade]

btw, it's been far too long since we've had a thread with penis in the title. I, for one, thank you. :evil:

 

[ViviTheMage]

pics, or it didn't happen

 

[Sedition]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
"No means no"

They should use this as an educational tool.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
btw, it's been far too long since we've had a thread with penis in the title. I, for one, thank you. :evil:

Well how about a link to a barbed penis?

Funboy6942's post.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
btw, it's been far too long since we've had a thread with penis in the title. I, for one, thank you. :evil:

I'll keep this in mind for the next thread I create. :Q

 

[Q]

What a bitch

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
btw, it's been far too long since we've had a thread with penis in the title. I, for one, thank you. :evil:

Wondering whether to start a topic titled 'Article about breast reduction' concerning this article 🙂

 

[joesmoke]

life imitating art... 4chan art

 

[alkemyst]

"she had a mask on...how was I supposed to know it wasn't a woman"

 

[Perknose]

A FEISTY raccoon?

Damn, you'd be "feisty" too if some other species 10x your size tried to defenestrate you without even buying you dinner first. :shocked:

 

[Jeeebus]

He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

Mazel tov on your entry to the Jewish religion.

 

[OCGuy]

Hey der coony my excellent compatriot....you got a purty mouth.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Perknose
A FEISTY raccoon?

Damn, you'd be "feisty" too if some other species 10x your size tried to defenestrate you without even buying you dinner first. :shocked:

Actually just a simple misunderstanding...she thought a sausage plate was being served prior to the my excellent compatriot lovemaking.

 

[HannibalX]

Best news story all week.

 

[frostedflakes]

Yiff in hell

 

[Red Squirrel]

wow, is it just me or in the past few years is there a bigger trend in animals falling victim of rape? Quite scary what people will do.