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EyeMWing

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That a neighbor had complained that I was working on my car in MY OWN FVCKING DRIVEWAY. Of course there was nothing legally wrong with what I was doing, so he just let me carry on.

These asstards CONTINUALLY do this bullsh!t. They can't complain about our cars being "ugly" and "unsightly" anymore. They can't complain about mud being tracked out of the farm and onto the road anymore. They can't complain about gunfire (Outside minimum range from a home) anymore. They can't complain about my music anymore (Cops have officially given me the okay because it's not even audible from the complaining moron's property). So what do they do? They decide to harass us for every outdoor activity we do on our own property.

I have a good mind to lob a few molotovs around this neighborhood. THAT'LL give them somthing to complain about. Dickheads.
 

Rogue

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Go have a good talk with them. Let them know that it's just as easy for you to make petty complaints and waste tax dollars too and that it shouldn't happen again. Don't threaten or even use profanity (if possible).
 

wischeez

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Why don't the Cops talk to them about filing false complaints?!?! There is a law against that in most places. Talk to the Cops Supervisor about it. ( Then go use the AK-47)
 

Platypus

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See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.
 

n0cmonkey

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Rogue
Go have a good talk with them. Let them know that it's just as easy for you to make petty complaints and waste tax dollars too and that it shouldn't happen again. Don't threaten or even use profanity (if possible).

Been there, done that. They stepped up the pace.

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Issue a complaint that they're complaining too much.

Asked about that. The worst that they're willing to do until it becomes a more frequent (read: Weekly) problem is deprioritize this stuff.

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Call them NAZIs like a moron and continue to work on your car.

:thumbsup: I intended to do just that (minus the nazi part), except it's getting too dark to see anyway.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.
 

Siddhartha

Lifer
Oct 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
That a neighbor had complained that I was working on my car in MY OWN FVCKING DRIVEWAY. Of course there was nothing legally wrong with what I was doing, so he just let me carry on.

These asstards CONTINUALLY do this bullsh!t. They can't complain about our cars being "ugly" and "unsightly" anymore. They can't complain about mud being tracked out of the farm and onto the road anymore. They can't complain about gunfire (Outside minimum range from a home) anymore. They can't complain about my music anymore (Cops have officially given me the okay because it's not even audible from the complaining moron's property). So what do they do? They decide to harass us for every outdoor activity we do on our own property.

I have a good mind to lob a few molotovs around this neighborhood. THAT'LL give them somthing to complain about. Dickheads.

They probably thought you had a meth lab in your basement

 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.

So he's advocating that you make and distribute child pornography? That sick fuck.
 

wischeez

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Jan 31, 2004
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.





:camera:? after the fact.........:D

Not you, the neighbors faces.....
 

Platypus

Lifer
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.

So he's advocating that you make and distribute child pornography? That sick fuck.

I heard you have a large collection shared, maybe he can borrow some?
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: wischeez
Why don't the Cops talk to them about filing false complaints?!?! There is a law against that in most places. Talk to the Cops Supervisor about it. ( Then go use the AK-47)

I'm told that it's been done, but any charges would likely not hold up against a jury trial because A) These people are lawyers and B) Their claims are "true", just aren't much of a disturbance.
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.

So he's advocating that you make and distribute child pornography? That sick fuck.

I heard you have a large collection shared, maybe he can borrow some?

Sorry. Fat chicks and grandma pics only.
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.

So he's advocating that you make and distribute child pornography? That sick fuck.

I heard you have a large collection shared, maybe he can borrow some?

Sorry. Fat chicks and grandma pics only.


Ah, the older the berry the sweeter the juice, eh?
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.

So he's advocating that you make and distribute child pornography? That sick fuck.

I heard you have a large collection shared, maybe he can borrow some?

Sorry. Fat chicks and grandma pics only.


Ah, the older the berry the sweeter the juice, eh?

I like it when they tuck their tits into their hose.
 

Platypus

Lifer
Apr 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.

So he's advocating that you make and distribute child pornography? That sick fuck.

I heard you have a large collection shared, maybe he can borrow some?

Sorry. Fat chicks and grandma pics only.


Ah, the older the berry the sweeter the juice, eh?

I like it when they tuck their tits into their hose.


lmao, *pictures the shining*
 

wischeez

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Jan 31, 2004
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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
See if they have wireless internet in their home, break in, plant child pornography, call feds, laugh your ass off as that stupid fvck is taken away in handcuffs.

You are advocating that EyeMWing download child pornography? You sick fuck.


Download? I'm a minor, I can take off my clothes and make it readily.

So he's advocating that you make and distribute child pornography? That sick fuck.

I heard you have a large collection shared, maybe he can borrow some?

Sorry. Fat chicks and grandma pics only.


Ah, the older the berry the sweeter the juice, eh?

I like it when they tuck their tits into their hose.



:Q:laugh:
 

aplefka

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Feb 29, 2004
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I thought this was going to be a parody at first, I really did.

And had that been the case, I was fully ready to punch you in the face.