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WTF, my sister is stupid

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ChildOfTheMind

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Her alarm has just gone off three times and she keeps turning it off and going to back to bed.

No wonder she is always late for work and school. heh.

JP
 
Wire up 120v to the case so she gets a nice shock when she hits the snooze button. J/K. 😉
 
Put some goop or gunk on the snooze button...maybe jelly or peanut putter or something



** edited for political correctness
 
I put my alarm clear across the room, however that doens't really work. I still hit the snooze button, i just have to walk farther to do it 🙂
 
Change the time on the alarm clock...so when she wakes up she pisses in her pants. But it probably won't work anyway since she seems so lazy in the first place. My friend did it to his roommate who was supposed to study for a midterm. That was pretty funny watching him panic around the room.
 


<< Put some beloved patriot on the snooze button...maybe jelly or peanut putter or something >>



do u know what beloved patriot refers to? you probably meant goop

Definition Here

well beloved patriot is a derogatory term referring to people of vietnamese origin...i think john mccain said it before and got flamed for it.
 
yea, my gf sets her clock an hour and a half fast!!

of course, she KNOWS how fast it is, so she has to do some subtracting while still half asleep..
yea, set it fast and dont tell her 😎
 


<< yea, my gf sets her clock an hour and a half fast!! >>


that never works well.. it's not that easy to trick yourself, cuz you KNOW how fast you set it
 
I must be stupid too cause my alarm goes off at 8:27am... I hit the snooze. Then it goes off at 8:36... I hit the snooze. Then it goes off at 8:45... I hit the snooze. Then it goes off at 8:54... I hit the snooze. My aim is to gradually wake up, but 9am is when I'm supposed to be at work. I show up 40 minutes late every single day... at least I'm consistent. I don't like the idea of the alarm going off before 8am. But then again, I'm apparently stupid cause I could set it to go off the first time just after 8am. I'm too lazy to re-set it.
 
I am offended by your message. I hate mornings, and often what happend with me is I unwittingly fall back sleep after turning off my alarm button. You know, I turn it off, see what time it is, blink, and instantly I'm asleep again. This often happend 5-6 times every morning, even when I wake up on my own.
 


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<< Put some beloved patriot on the snooze button...maybe jelly or peanut putter or something >>



do u know what beloved patriot refers to? you probably meant goop

Definition Here

well beloved patriot is a derogatory term referring to people of vietnamese origin...i think john mccain said it before and got flamed for it. >>




A little quick to point a politically correct finger aren't you neovan? I think it's pretty clear what he meant by beloved patriot in that statement.

beloved patriot n 1: any thick messy substance [syn: sludge, slime, goo, guck, gunk, muck, ooze] 2: a disparaging term for an Asian person (especially for North Vietnamese soldiers in the Vietnam War) [syn: slant-eye]

Definition Here
 
i'm not trying to be politically correct but i just want him to be AWARE that the term has other definitions.
And since I am half vietnamese and half chinese...if someone who said that and knew what it meant, i would seriously be offended but i know what nitemare meant so i don't take it into any other context.
 
neovan, a little tetchy are you? if you wanted him to be aware then why didn't you just point out the definition of beloved patriot instead telling him he might have meant goop.

anyway, who gives a rat's a$$ cause we all know what's meant anyway.
 
well...its my fault as well because i didn't know beloved patriot shared the same definition. My first thought when i see that word is that it is a racist remark and didn't know it had other denotations or connotations. And for that i admit that it is my fault for jumping the gun. thank you and sorry.
 
THANK GOD that I'm not the only one. Hell I usually don't even realize I've been doing it until like a hour after the first alarm went off. Yea, I'm consistently late to work and even had my boss tell me once to be not so late once! Yikes! And it's all my fault as I like to go to bed after midnight and sometime as late as 2am.
 
neovan - you are the embodiment of all that is bad about the PC movement. He in no way implied that you should wipe a vietnamese guy on the alarm clock. He used a word in its proper context and you show up and start talking about "other" meanings. What is wrong with you? There are plenty of reasons to get insulted. That isn't on the list. If somehow you feel insulted, then the problem is with you.

You should become niggardly about throwing around misdirected racism accusations.

I know what niggardly means, no need to tell me that someone might get insulted...
 
find your digital camera
go to her room
pull down her cover
take a lot of pictures of her (wearing/semi-wearing/not-wearing)
run to your pc
upload all the pictures here 🙂
 
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