WTF - my girlfriend just picked up the phone...

[NikPreviousAcct]

So we're in this hotel room porkin each other and what does she do!? She picks up the phone and calls her husband! Seriously, wtf!? She says that she likes to talk during sex. What should I do??

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Nik
So we're in this hotel room porkin each other and what does she do!? She picks up the phone and calls her husband! Seriously, wtf!? She says that she likes to talk during sex. What should I do??

booo! crappy parody!

 

[wkabel23]

1/10

 

[Fritzo]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

 

[boyRacer]

-69/100

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

:evil:

 

[CPA]

-sex/sex

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

lol

7/10

:beer:

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: CPA
-sex/sex

equals -1?

 

[naruto1988]

CALL YOUR WIFE! lol

 

[Hyperblaze]

is she a red-head?

 

[iamme]

boooooo......Fritzo's one-liner >>>>>Nik's parody

 

[datalink7]

6/10 because you get +3 points for saying "porking"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: datalink7
6/10 because you get +3 points for saying "porking"

:beer:

 

[Hammer]

lame

 

[pyonir]

I wish nik would drink himself to death.

:Q

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: pyonir
I wish nik would drink himself to death.

:Q

I seriously tried that. I kept passing out instead of dying.

 

[neonerd]

LoL!!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

Well, if it isn't, then I'll know your over your obsession =)

Still, I heard that red-heads are extremely wild in bed. I wonder how true that statement is

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: pyonir
I wish nik would drink himself to death.

:Q

I seriously tried that. I kept passing out instead of dying.

Try adding 100 Vicodin.

 

[packmule]

lol... good one.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

Well, if it isn't, then I'll know your over your obsession =)

Still, I heard that red-heads are extremely wild in bed. I wonder how true that statement is

False. My ex was boring as hell. She wasn't creative. She wasn't willing to experiment. Oh well. Now that she's a lying whore, maybe her current, naive, unsuspecting boyfriend will break her of her boring sex life.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: pyonir
I wish nik would drink himself to death.

:Q

I seriously tried that. I kept passing out instead of dying.

Try adding 100 Vicodin.

That would kick ass... I didn't think about adding any pills and I'm not really all that suicidal anymore.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: Jero
is she a red-head?

Does it really matter? :evil:

Well, if it isn't, then I'll know your over your obsession =)

Still, I heard that red-heads are extremely wild in bed. I wonder how true that statement is

False. My ex was boring as hell. She wasn't creative. She wasn't willing to experiment. Oh well. Now that she's a lying whore, maybe her current, naive, unsuspecting boyfriend will break her of her boring sex life.

Define creative? Did she strictly want to use one position or was she willing to try several ones? (and as for the positions questions, please feel free to give as little description as possible for numerous reasons!)