wtf? My chair is alive?!?

[madeupfacts]

I wish there is a camera but I don't have it. The leather arm handle on teh chair has been cut open when it slid against teh bottom of teh table earlier this year. For some reason, when i look at the arm handle now the cut is gone!?!?
WTH?!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Emo office chair?

 

[keeleysam]

shens.

 

[MichaelD]

You're intoxicated and looking at the OTHER arm.

You're dreaming and just think the arm is healed; this is your mind's way of forgiving itself for being the reason your childhood friend Steve lost his arm in that tragic snowblower accident.

The Chair Gnomes came whilst you slept and fixed it.



Pick one.

 

[ForumMaster]

i call shens. how much did you drink last night?

 

[JM Aggie08]

hard to believe you going by your name

 

[madeupfacts]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
i call shens. how much did you drink last night?

I drinked about 1/2 bottle of vodka, why?
and what is meaning of shen?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: madeupfacts

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
i call shens. how much did you drink last night?

I drinked about 1/2 bottle of vodka, why?
and what is meaning of shen?

*hiccup* Hallo occiffer...I am not as think as *hiccup* you drunk I am!!!

 

[SagaLore]

Hmm. Looks like what normally ends up gunked into your keyboard must have dribbled down into the arm, and sealed the cut when it dried.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Learn English Mofo.

 

[imported_LoKe]

tehtehtehtehtehtehtehtehtehteh.

 

[IronWing]

You were drunk, watching late night TV, and you saw this:

Text

You don't even remember using it.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
1.You're on acid. Just keep watching the chair and listen closely. Eventualy it will tell you the secrets of the universe and beam you up to the mothership.

2.You are a moron.


Pick one.

Fixed