WTF? My 14 year old daughter just came home with a baby!

[EagleKeeper]

Have fun GRAMPS.:O

 

[Printer Bandit]

when i was in home ec, we had to take care of an egg with a face painted on it.. times have changed.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I still say you toss the doll around when your daughter isn't looking.

 

[KaOTiK]

Yeah...when I had to do that w/ a sugar sack taped to a baby, I left it in the car overnight.

Car was broken in to, sugar sack cut open and dumped all over the car. The cop thought it was funny and offered to draw a chock outline for me...funny now, but not at the time- I failed the project.

LOL the chalk outline gave me a good laugh haha

 

[Jaskalas]

nah, the boys in her class have had to do the same.

That's not realistic at all, we just tap and run.

 

[sixone]

That's not realistic at all, we just tap and run and pay.

FFY

 

[T9D]

That's not realistic at all, we just tap and run.

LOL

 

[randomrogue]

I had an egg. We would go around breaking everyone's egg. Last man standing. It was a war zone.

 

[Slew Foot]

I bet its got a secret hidden camera and the teacher is jerking off somewhere

 

[T9D]

I think she should have to breast feed it :awe:


I'm a bad person

 

[Newbian]

i remember doing something like this. but we had a bag of flour.

This and that thing spent the entire time in my locker other then during that class.

 

[MarkXIX]

Yet, here I am taking a 20% cut in pay due to sequestration soon because some moron in government got this shit funded. Fuck, I remember when the girls had to carry a damn sack of flour around and they failed if the sack of flour broke open. That shit was a lot cheaper for sure, even if it was a waste of good flour most of the time.

Then, the teachers and administration are probably taking extra time resetting and support these damn things instead of teaching critical skills like fucking math and science. Forgive me, I might be a little pissed right now just hearing about this shit.

I suppose if you can tell me this was some program by some private donor with more money than they know what to do with I'd be less upset, but I'm guessing with greater than 95% certainty that we paid for this bullshit with taxpayer money through some liberal fucking notion that it is better than trying to tell kids not to have sex and hoping for the best.

EDIT: #1 search result for this shit is Canada = FAIL

http://individual.utoronto.ca/elaine/baby.htm
Yep - http://www.realityworks.com/funding/webinar-grant-writing-for-educators

 

[WaTaGuMp]

What's the story behind this paternity suit against you?

It's not a case. The woman's a stone-faced liar.

Let's not talk about that. I pulled out of her really early on that one.
Sorry. Thanks for coming.

 

[BoomerD]

It's always the "good girl" who comes home with a baby...

 

[ViRGE]

Is it too late to suggest taking it for a spin in the microwave?

I swear the only reason they do these projects is because educators secretly hate their students and their students' parents. They have no business imposing on the family like that outside of school hours.

 

[_Rick_]

Time for a baby bath :awe:

 

[Jumpem]

Yet, here I am taking a 20% cut in pay due to sequestration soon because some moron in government got this shit funded. Fuck, I remember when the girls had to carry a damn sack of flour around and they failed if the sack of flour broke open. That shit was a lot cheaper for sure, even if it was a waste of good flour most of the time.

Then, the teachers and administration are probably taking extra time resetting and support these damn things instead of teaching critical skills like fucking math and science. Forgive me, I might be a little pissed right now just hearing about this shit.

I suppose if you can tell me this was some program by some private donor with more money than they know what to do with I'd be less upset, but I'm guessing with greater than 95% certainty that we paid for this bullshit with taxpayer money through some liberal fucking notion that it is better than trying to tell kids not to have sex and hoping for the best.

EDIT: #1 search result for this shit is Canada = FAIL

http://individual.utoronto.ca/elaine/baby.htm
Yep - http://www.realityworks.com/funding/webinar-grant-writing-for-educators

At least you haven't been laid off. A one day furlough isn't that bad considering.

 

[TXHokie]

How disappointing. It's a tech forum and nobody is offering a hack to override the programming? I would so fail that project trying to take that thing apart to see how it works.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

WTF?

How about doing the right thing and teach them about contraception and abortions?

Idiots.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Microwave does sound like a great idea actually.

Or let the dog play with it. "My dog ate my homework" come back to school with just the head.

 

[Jumpem]

WTF?

How about doing the right thing and teach them about contraception and abortions?

Idiots.

Contraception is a good topic. Teaching children to murder other children isn't a good idea.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

i remember doing something like this. but we had a bag of flour.

I had a bag of rice. Our teachers would play random kidnappers during lunch and try to grab "babies".

 

[Murloc]

Yeah...when I had to do that w/ a sugar sack taped to a baby, I left it in the car overnight.

Car was broken in to, sugar sack cut open and dumped all over the car. The cop thought it was funny and offered to draw a chock outline for me...funny now, but not at the time- I failed the project.

I LMAOed on this one, it's seriously funny.

I didn't think americans were so fucked up that you make children do this shit.
Also electronic babies? With what money?
Besides, how retarded is to impose this noisy shit on parents?

Computer, physics and chemistry labs need that money more.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Contraception is a good topic. Teaching children to murder other children isn't a good idea.

Fuckin bible nuts.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

BLACK BABY oh yea!