WTF is wrong with wifes????

[Special K]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Well, my wife cheated on me with a drug dealer, so I kicked her out, and now I'm romantically involved with her sister, who is married to one of my best friends. Oh, and their younger brother is my roommate. Yay for chaos.

Please create a separate thread regarding this post so that we may pick it to death and nominate your "Drama Life of the Year" as well as "ATOT Topic of the Year". Thanks!

It's already been done:

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[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Well, my wife cheated on me with a drug dealer, so I kicked her out, and now I'm romantically involved with her sister, who is married to one of my best friends. Oh, and their younger brother is my roommate. Yay for chaos.

Please create a separate thread regarding this post so that we may pick it to death and nominate your "Drama Life of the Year" as well as "ATOT Topic of the Year". Thanks!

lol, check out my thread in L&R 😉 You'll have plenty of entertainment I promise.

Welcome to my passage to Hell with one pitstop in Heaven along the way

EDIT : Special K beat me to it 😉

 

[Papagayo]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: finite automaton

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: Fritzo
**UPDATE** She told me to return it- we're getting him a swing set instead. *sigh*, mark it up to another case of "do what I'm told, not what I want to do."

Do you guys keep any separate discretionary spending accounts, where you can spend the money on "fun" stuff without having to justify it to each other?

Eh...we have separate accounts, but we talk to each other about big purchases. We don't generally spend a lot, so it doesn't come up often. She just doesn't want to spend $500 on a game console, so I have to respect that.

Dude. Are you serious?

You told her you were buying an Xbox 360. Did she ask you how much it would cost? No. She said "Ok." I'd tell her the only way the Xbox is getting returned is if it's pried from my cold dead fingers.

Not married, eh?

ROFL...

I agree with the OP.
Happy wife makes Happy marriage..
Good luck!!

 

[child of wonder]

Separate spending accounts FTW.

My wife and I don't have this set up yet, but in the next year or two once we have more money in our savings account then we'll each get $100 per month to do whatever we want with or something.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Well, my wife cheated on me with a drug dealer, so I kicked her out, and now I'm romantically involved with her sister, who is married to one of my best friends. Oh, and their younger brother is my roommate. Yay for chaos.

Please create a separate thread regarding this post so that we may pick it to death and nominate your "Drama Life of the Year" as well as "ATOT Topic of the Year". Thanks!

lol, check out my thread in L&R 😉 You'll have plenty of entertainment I promise.

Welcome to my passage to Hell with one pitstop in Heaven along the way

EDIT : Special K beat me to it 😉

But in L&R (which is why I don't know it exists) it can't get ATOT topic of the year!

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Well, my wife cheated on me with a drug dealer, so I kicked her out, and now I'm romantically involved with her sister, who is married to one of my best friends. Oh, and their younger brother is my roommate. Yay for chaos.

Please create a separate thread regarding this post so that we may pick it to death and nominate your "Drama Life of the Year" as well as "ATOT Topic of the Year". Thanks!

lol, check out my thread in L&R 😉 You'll have plenty of entertainment I promise.

Welcome to my passage to Hell with one pitstop in Heaven along the way

EDIT : Special K beat me to it 😉

But in L&R (which is why I don't know it exists) it can't get ATOT topic of the year!

Very well 🙂 I'll post in here as well. Thanks 😀

 

[BurnItDwn]

Women are illogical and irrational.

 

[Arkaign]

Dammit I shouldn't have cross-posted it in ATOT, CC locked it. Sorry CC. Will not do again.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: pontifex
um...she probably didn't realize it was that expensive?

Though if it's your hard earned money (which it sounds like it) tell her to shhhh. You did a nice thing and your son will/does surely appreciate it.

 

[KaOTiK]

I foresee broken bones in your child's future, sorry 🙁

 

[MyThirdEye]

Is your child happy? If yes, mission complete.

 

[Vehemence]

Get a new wife, or just get friends, hookers, and blow to replace her.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: DrawninwarD

Originally posted by: finite automaton

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: Fritzo
**UPDATE** She told me to return it- we're getting him a swing set instead. *sigh*, mark it up to another case of "do what I'm told, not what I want to do."

Do you guys keep any separate discretionary spending accounts, where you can spend the money on "fun" stuff without having to justify it to each other?

Eh...we have separate accounts, but we talk to each other about big purchases. We don't generally spend a lot, so it doesn't come up often. She just doesn't want to spend $500 on a game console, so I have to respect that.

Dude. Are you serious?

You told her you were buying an Xbox 360. Did she ask you how much it would cost? No. She said "Ok." I'd tell her the only way the Xbox is getting returned is if it's pried from my cold dead fingers.

"Local man found dead clutching Xbox 360."

EDIT: Just saw your second update. Maaan. Well, do you think your son is happier with the things you got him or will he be happier with a 360? If he'll like his 360 more, save up some money and get him the damn thing.

Maybe you and your son can pull a fake injury from the trampoline and guilt your wife into returning all that and getting the 360.

The update is my son isn't enjoying any of the stuff---a tornado destroyed nearly everything we bought, and we're waiting for the insurance check heheheheeheheh. How funny is that?!!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Well, my wife cheated on me with a drug dealer, so I kicked her out, and now I'm romantically involved with her sister, who is married to one of my best friends. Oh, and their younger brother is my roommate. Yay for chaos.

How did the Jerry Springer shoot go?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: DrawninwarD

Originally posted by: finite automaton

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: Fritzo
**UPDATE** She told me to return it- we're getting him a swing set instead. *sigh*, mark it up to another case of "do what I'm told, not what I want to do."

Do you guys keep any separate discretionary spending accounts, where you can spend the money on "fun" stuff without having to justify it to each other?

Eh...we have separate accounts, but we talk to each other about big purchases. We don't generally spend a lot, so it doesn't come up often. She just doesn't want to spend $500 on a game console, so I have to respect that.

Dude. Are you serious?

You told her you were buying an Xbox 360. Did she ask you how much it would cost? No. She said "Ok." I'd tell her the only way the Xbox is getting returned is if it's pried from my cold dead fingers.

"Local man found dead clutching Xbox 360."

EDIT: Just saw your second update. Maaan. Well, do you think your son is happier with the things you got him or will he be happier with a 360? If he'll like his 360 more, save up some money and get him the damn thing.

Maybe you and your son can pull a fake injury from the trampoline and guilt your wife into returning all that and getting the 360.

The update is my son isn't enjoying any of the stuff---a tornado destroyed nearly everything we bought, and we're waiting for the insurance check heheheheeheheh. How funny is that?!!

Whatever you do... DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE "I TOLD YOU SO"!!!

You probably knew that already... but just as a refresher.... DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! 😀

 

[Regs]

I F'ing hate that!