WTF is wrong with people? Personal Hygiene

[5to1baby1in5]

I work in a three story building that is open to the public (bank on the 1st floor), and usually go to the second floor to take a dump because the 1st floor toilets and floor are usually covered in urin. Today I see the 2nd floor stool has a big streak of sh*t on the back edge of the seat. Glad we have a 3rd floor...

Someone must have sat so far back on the seat that the turd rubbed against the seat when they took their dump, or they just don't wipe their ass and the feces just works up their but crack and rubbs off on the toilet seat.

Either way, they are sick fvcks. And need to knock it off.

Apologies to anyone with their anus sticking out of their tail bone. You are excused from this weak and disgusing rant.

 

[mjrpes3]

pics or shens

 

[bignateyk]

Probably a fattie who couldn't line up properly.

 

[ViviTheMage]

I've had it stack up before, like a tower/pyramid ... it causes streaks in the weirdest places.

 

[Wyndru]

I work in a job where people insist on taking shits daily at work, it's disgusting. I actually just got back from taking a piss and I think my clothes smell like someone else's shit now.

 

[AstroManLuca]

My wife used to work in a pharmacy. Luckily her job didn't involve cleaning the bathrooms, but she would tell me horror stories of shit smeared all over the floor, seat, walls, or a combination thereof.

 

[gevorg]

Probably a fattie who couldn't line up properly.

This!

And by the way OP, don't ever go to Walmart's bathroom.

 

[calvinbiss]

I work in a job where people insist on taking shits daily at work, it's disgusting. I actually just got back from taking a piss and I think my clothes smell like someone else's shit now.

What, do you hold it all day? People spend pretty much equal time in the office and at home, where are they supposed to poop it?

 

[sourceninja]

I work at a college. College kids apparently stand on a platform spin around and project all sorts of body fluids all over the room. It is almost impossible to use a urinal because there will be piss in puddles on the floor, on the top of the urinal, and all over any nearby surface. The stalls will be covered in shit, piss, and sometimes even semen.

 

[Blackjack200]

I deliberately shit in the office as much as I can; that way I have to clean my own bathroom less frequently.

A little urine on the seat is not a big deal, just wipe it up with some TP. But I agree, if there was a shit streak on the seat, I would move on.

 

[bignateyk]

I work in a job where people insist on taking shits daily at work, it's disgusting. I actually just got back from taking a piss and I think my clothes smell like someone else's shit now.

...?

 

[Eli]

I have always been flabberghasted as to how this happens myself, but it seems to be a common problem with.. large people.

I'm anal about my bathroom cleanliness... no pun intended. I always drop a deuce after the bathrooms have been cleaned here at work. I'm on a schedule, it's like clockwork.

I'm like the cat that insists on using the litterbox immediately after it's been cleaned.

 

[Wyndru]

What, do you hold it all day? People spend pretty much equal time in the office and at home, where are they supposed to poop it?

1 poop a day, always before bed. Never have the urge otherwise unless I'm sick. It works out well, I don't have to ruin the smell of my workplace with my stink biscuits.

TBH people think I'm weird when I explain this, I'm starting to think I have a mental disorder, like on Hank where that kid just wouldn't shit at all.

 

[CPA]

I've had it stack up before, like a tower/pyramid ... it causes streaks in the weirdest places.

If it's stacking up that high, you're either sitting on a kid-sized toilet or holding it in too long.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

There have been a couple of times at my wifes hospital where people were caught on security camera taking a dump in the hall way. Not cool...

 

[Schfifty Five]

I work in a job where people insist on taking shits daily at work, it's disgusting. I actually just got back from taking a piss and I think my clothes smell like someone else's shit now.

It's not like the norm is to take a dump once per day or anything....

 

[Wyndru]

It's not like the norm is to take a dump once per day or anything....

Learn to time it IMO, after a while your body gets used to your eating/shitting schedule and you no longer are shitting during the day.

Haven't you ever gotten into a pattern where you take a crap the same time every day? Is this abnormal to be able to train your body? I just have serious issues with shitting in public.

 

[shortylickens]

I love it when lurkers post this kind of stuff.
Makes you wonder what their lives are like.

 

[Blackjack200]

Learn to time it IMO, after a while your body gets used to your eating/shitting schedule and you no longer are shitting during the day.

Haven't you ever gotten into a pattern where you take a crap the same time every day? Is this abnormal to be able to train your body? I just have serious issues with shitting in public.

Where do you work? The next time I'm on the thruway I'm going to stop off and shit in your office.

 

[Macamus Prime]

I have friends that refuse to take a dump at work. I look at them like; "WTF is wrong with you?" Work dumps are just fine. Offices usually have cleaning crews patrol the shithouses to ensure they are OK.

The WORST I've ever seen was at a movie theater. It looks like the person's poop shot out of their ass and all over the wall and pipe going into the wall.

 

[Wyndru]

Where do you work? The next time I'm on the thruway I'm going to stop off and shit in your office.

You might as well, everyone else does.

 

[Wyndru]

I have friends that refuse to take a dump at work. I look at them like; "WTF is wrong with you?" Work dumps are just fine. Offices usually have cleaning crews patrol the shithouses to ensure they are OK.

The WORST I've ever seen was at a movie theater. It looks like the person's poop shot out of their ass and all over the wall and pipe going into the wall.

It probably depends on the bathroom, ours is a single toilet and sink bathroom, so when someone shits there, it lingers until the next person opens the door. The fan goes off when the light goes off, so you just get hit with the smell of shit when you walk in. Then the hovering and the splashing, it's just gross to me.

Oh, and you just might be overestimating the cleaning crews, ours don't clean much.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Learn to time it IMO, after a while your body gets used to your eating/shitting schedule and you no longer are shitting during the day.

Haven't you ever gotten into a pattern where you take a crap the same time every day? Is this abnormal to be able to train your body? I just have serious issues with shitting in public.

I'm on a schedule! Usually take a crap 1-2 hours after I get to work.

 

[Macamus Prime]

It probably depends on the bathroom, ours is a single toilet and sink bathroom, so when someone shits there, it lingers until the next person opens the door. The fan goes off when the light goes off, so you just get hit with the smell of shit when you walk in. Then the hovering and the splashing, it's just gross to me.

Skyscraper building bathrooms for me, in order to take a dump at work.

So, yes - I now totally understand your disgust. I would have set the entire building on fire.

 

[Blackjack200]

It probably depends on the bathroom, ours is a single toilet and sink bathroom, so when someone shits there, it lingers until the next person opens the door. The fan goes off when the light goes off, so you just get hit with the smell of shit when you walk in. Then the hovering and the splashing, it's just gross to me.

Oh, and you just might be overestimating the cleaning crews, ours don't clean much.

See now, that's a violation. If you take a dump you should leave the light/fan on when you're done.