WTF is wrong with people? Personal Hygiene

[rivan]

I'm on a schedule! Usually take a crap 1-2 hours after I get to work.

Coffee + 30 minutes = ...

 

[ViviTheMage]

If it's stacking up that high, you're either sitting on a kid-sized toilet or holding it in too long.

or I just came back from a country that had some of the oddest food i'd ever tried in my life...

tummy cooperated, but my god did it all want out shortly.

 

[Eli]

Our bathrooms at work are also a single toilet/sink, but they stock them with febreeze air freshener.

I used to HATE taking a shit at work or at school also, but I don't mind it anymore. It's a nice 15 minute break.

 

[jupiter57]

Learn to time it IMO, after a while your body gets used to your eating/shitting schedule and you no longer are shitting during the day.

Haven't you ever gotten into a pattern where you take a crap the same time every day? Is this abnormal to be able to train your body? I just have serious issues with shitting in public.

I have no issues taking a crap in public, however, I have a work ethic that tells me not to do so on Company time.

(I once was working with a crew, one of the other Millwrights sat in his chair squirming for a good 15 minutes at lunch, having to go. He just refused to do so on his on time. I wish he had shat his pants!)

Poop at home, you malingerers!

 

[5to1baby1in5]

I love it when lurkers post this kind of stuff.
Makes you wonder what their lives are like.

Get up
Lurk in ATOT
Drive to work
Bathroom patrol
Cruise for hookers
Get drunk at lunch
Bathroom patrol
Have a good cry
Nap
Lurk in ATOT
Work a little
Drive home
Don't clean bathroom
Lurk in ATOT
Pass out

It's a good life

 

[AMDZen]

I have no issues taking a crap in public, however, I have a work ethic that tells me not to do so on Company time.

(I once was working with a crew, one of the other Millwrights sat in his chair squirming for a good 15 minutes at lunch, having to go. He just refused to do so on his on time. I wish he had shat his pants!)

Poop at home, you malingerers!

You have got to be kidding me, seriously? Wow.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I'm pretty sure this has to be from really obese people> i can't explain a normal sized person making that sorta mess.

 

[OCGuy]

We were coming home from vegas drinking in the car on I-15.....we all had to piss so we pulled over in Baker, which is some shitty desert town.....right before I went into the bathroom at a gas station, my buddy says "Try not to pee on the seat, I gotta shit really bad!

So what does the buzzed Ocguy do? I dont think a single drop of my urine actually made it into the toilet...I pissed everywhere but the toilet water. Haha.

 

[Mike Gayner]

I work in a job where people insist on taking shits daily at work, it's disgusting. I actually just got back from taking a piss and I think my clothes smell like someone else's shit now.

Are you serious, you don't think people should shit at work? I shit at work every day. I'm amazed this is a problem for you.

 

[Mike Gayner]

We were coming home from vegas drinking in the car on I-15.....we all had to piss so we pulled over in Baker, which is some shitty desert town.....right before I went into the bathroom at a gas station, my buddy says "Try not to pee on the seat, I gotta shit really bad!

So what does the buzzed Ocguy do? I dont think a single drop of my urine actually made it into the toilet...I pissed everywhere but the toilet water. Haha.

You're a pig.

 

[Eli]

I have no issues taking a crap in public, however, I have a work ethic that tells me not to do so on Company time.

(I once was working with a crew, one of the other Millwrights sat in his chair squirming for a good 15 minutes at lunch, having to go. He just refused to do so on his on time. I wish he had shat his pants!)

Poop at home, you malingerers!

LOL.. Really? Company time?

I'm proud to say that I shit on company time. I also post on company time.

:sneaky:

 

[Schfifty Five]

We were coming home from vegas drinking in the car on I-15.....we all had to piss so we pulled over in Baker, which is some shitty desert town.....right before I went into the bathroom at a gas station, my buddy says "Try not to pee on the seat, I gotta shit really bad!

So what does the buzzed Ocguy do? I dont think a single drop of my urine actually made it into the toilet...I pissed everywhere but the toilet water. Haha.

Drinking and driving?

 

[Fritzo]

I work in a three story building that is open to the public (bank on the 1st floor), and usually go to the second floor to take a dump because the 1st floor toilets and floor are usually covered in urin. Today I see the 2nd floor stool has a big streak of sh*t on the back edge of the seat. Glad we have a 3rd floor...

Someone must have sat so far back on the seat that the turd rubbed against the seat when they took their dump, or they just don't wipe their ass and the feces just works up their but crack and rubbs off on the toilet seat.

Either way, they are sick fvcks. And need to knock it off.

Apologies to anyone with their anus sticking out of their tail bone. You are excused from this weak and disgusing rant.

Do we work in the same building? I go to the first floor for this EXACT same problem. I don't know how it's physically possible...we even tried to recreate the situation CSI style in our office. We determined the perp must be either:

1- VERY fat
2- Very flexible
3- Had a turd so long it got stuck and he had to stand up

We also determined that this persons home bathroom must be disgusting.

 

[KeithTalent]

Don't you have anyone that cleans the bathrooms on a regular basis? Disgusting.

"Bunch of savages in this town" - Randal

KT

 

[Jaskalas]

Thread of the year award? Come on, you know it's a contender.

 

[Lithium381]

I'm on a perfect schedule.... mondays thursdays and sundays, typically at night

 

[OCGuy]

Thread of the year award? Come on, you know it's a contender.

Unless Anand comes in and admits a gay affair with Perk and Oldsmoboat, or Perk reveals himself the be neckturd, it is going to be hard to beat the thread about the mod forums.

 

[coldmeat]

Maybe their boyfriend worked their asshole too hard the night before and they have a pink sock?

 

[shortylickens]

Get up
Lurk in ATOT
Drive to work
Bathroom patrol
Cruise for hookers
Get drunk at lunch
Bathroom patrol
Have a good cry
Nap
Lurk in ATOT
Work a little
Drive home
Don't clean bathroom
Lurk in ATOT
Pass out

It's a good life

:hmm:

 

[eersnherd]

I agree, I hate thinking I smell like someone else's dump. Really people is it that hard to flush every time you squeeze one out? Plop....flush....Plop....flush, that keeps the air so much better for everyone involved.

 

[Blackjack200]

I agree, I hate thinking I smell like someone else's dump. Really people is it that hard to flush every time you squeeze one out? Plop....flush....Plop....flush, that keeps the air so much better for everyone involved.

I actually bring a propane torch into the bathroom so I can heat the bowl up and cook the shit for a few minutes. Lets everyone know where my territory is.

 

[shortylickens]

I actually bring a propane torch into the bathroom so I can heat the bowl up and cook the shit for a few minutes. Lets everyone know where my territory is.

I'd like to sig that but dont need the permaban.

 

[HumblePie]

Another possible solution is that the perp was in such a dire need to go with problems with his anal muscles that as soon as he turned around and started to pull his pants down it started shooting before he could press his ass to the seat fast enough. I had one episode where I was really sick and this happened to me once. Of course I actually had the grace to use some TP to wipe all that I could up and flush it before leaving.



But it can't be worse than public bathrooms here. It sucks living so close to Mexico sometimes. Some places in Mexico don't have good sewers or actual bathrooms. So you get these visitors here that don't know they are suppose to flush down the toilet paper. They are used to wiping and throwing it in a nearby trashcan. However public restrooms here don't usually put wastecans in stalls. So what ends up happening is these Mexicans wipe their ass and toss the shitty paper in a corner of the stall on the floor. I used to have to clean the public restrooms around here when I was a teenager working shit jobs. Pun intended.

It really gets bad around here on certain Mexican holidays when they all come up here to shop. Ugh.

 

[HumblePie]

I agree, I hate thinking I smell like someone else's dump. Really people is it that hard to flush every time you squeeze one out? Plop....flush....Plop....flush, that keeps the air so much better for everyone involved.

Oh what a relief it is??

 

[OCGuy]

poop