WTF is this movie??

[Raiden256]

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[ahurtt]

From the makers of Scary Movie. It's a spoof of the "epic" movie genre . What'd you expect from them?

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

If you read your own link you'd see that.

 

[pontifex]

i don' even know who any of the cast are...

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: ahurtt
From the makers of Scary Movie. It's a spoof of the "epic" movie genre . What'd you expect from them?

The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.

If you read your own link you'd see that.

ok that sounds stupid yet funny.

 

[dopcombo]

Kal Penn? as in KUMAR?!?!

 

[VTHodge]

After "Date Movie", I'll never see one of these again.

 

[Spooner]

i like spoof movies a la Naked Gun and Airplane but these recent ones are so bad that they make my head hurt

 

[ForumMaster]

the scary movie series was pretty bad. and all this is (from what i can tell) is a parody of The Da Vinci Code, Narnia and Charlie and the Chocolate factory. sounds pretty dumb to me.

 

[preslove]

4 out of 5 mammals know it will blow.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Spooner
i like spoof movies a la Naked Gun and Airplane but these recent ones are so bad that they make my head hurt

Yeah, I loved them. The Airplane movies were excellent. Top Secret too, another fine spoof movie.
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