WTF is a "Passion Party"?

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silverpig

silverpig

Lifer
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I went out to buy some beer just now and noticed that there are purple balloons on the front entry door to the apartment building and out on the sidewalk in front of it. In the lobby there are more balloons taped to the big mirror with a sign that says:


Passion Party
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Anyone got any clues? Is it what I think it is?
 
AreaCode707

AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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Tupperware-style party where they sell sex toys instead of tupperware. I had a coworker who was a consultant in his spare time.

OP down one more.
 
silverpig

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: AreaCode707
Tupperware-style party where they sell sex toys instead of tupperware. I had a coworker who was a consultant in his spare time.
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Ah, that was my second thought.

I could bring over a beer bottle...
 
thescreensavers

thescreensavers

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Passion Party: A Passion Party consists of a product host and a bunch of women getting together to learn about products of the sexual nature such as lubricants, Dildo's , ediable lotions, bath soaps and so on.

 
zerocool84

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Bust in and maintain a stance of dominance in the doorway cus with all those toys they are using they are sure to be horny.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: zerocool84
Bust in and maintain a stance of dominance in the doorway cus with all those toys they are using they are sure to be horny.
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Perhaps, but after playing with the monster dongs and humm-baby dildos...you're just not gonna have much to impress them with...:p

Now if you were "experienced" with the various toys, you COULD offer to show them how to properly use them for maximum effect...:roll:
 
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SirStev0

Lifer
Nov 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: silverpig
I went out to buy some beer just now and noticed that there are purple balloons on the front entry door to the apartment building and out on the sidewalk in front of it. In the lobby there are more balloons taped to the big mirror with a sign that says:


Passion Party
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Anyone got any clues? Is it what I think it is?
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GO forth and Prosper, friend.
 
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keird

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It could be a Christian's movie night, though. Bring a necklace with the Star of David if you need to make a civil exit.
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
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Originally posted by: keird
It could be a Christian's movie night, though. Bring a necklace with the Star of David if you need to make a civil exit.
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and a LOT of lube in case it isn't
 
SagaLore

SagaLore

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: dbk
shotgun a beer and get your ass in there!
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With all the dildos, lubes, and strapons they'll have in their hands, I think his ass is the last thing he wants in there.
 
silverpig

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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So yeah, it was last night and I didn't end up going. I wasn't really sure when it was and it didn't seem too busy at the front door (my apartment is right next to it). If there were streams of people coming in I would have at least went into the hall to say hi.

This is another one of those "women-only" type of things. How many guys invite their friends over to have a fleshlight party?
 
Synomenon

Synomenon

Lifer
Dec 25, 2004
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Why use a fleshlight in the first place at the "fleshlight party"? Lend a helping hand.
 
nerp

nerp

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It's like a circle jerk but for sexually unsatisfied women.
 
Baked

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
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Fleshlight party? As if we don't have enough forms of sausage parties already. Keep your dong in your pants!
 
silverpig

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: NightDarker
So do they actually USE these things at the passion party, or they just buy/sell?
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Well they like, turn them on and stuff, but they generally don't insert them anywhere.
 
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