WTF is a "metrosexual"?

SunnyD

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I had a customer come in to work the other day, fairly attractive young blonde (sorry, no pics, I don't have access to the security cams and the b&w only anyway) comes up to the counter to make her purchase. I ring everything up, and she pulls out her credit card and swipes it through the little POS terminal.

Of course it beeps saying it didn't read it. So I have her try a couple more times, then it's my turn - do the exact opposite of the instructions, and of course it works fine. So while the transaction was authorising, I use the idle time for some conversation saying that the terminal is a finnikey piece of equipment. She responds be saying that it must be a woman. So I laughingly say, "Well, what does that say about me then?", to which she replies that I must be a "metrosexual" - or at least thats what it sounded like she said. She sort of described it briefly, but I didn't quite follow.

Anyway. What is this thing? And is it a good thing to be one?
 

silverpig

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Some writer guy coined the term when describing David Beckham I believe. Something about it in the newspaper. Kinda like Posh Spice, but for guys.
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: notfred
metrosexual = staright guy who acts gay.

hm... seems to describe sunnyD just right ;)

only if you remove "straight" altogether, and replace "act" with 'i' ;)

metrosexual = guy who i gay? :confused:

I said replace "act", not "acts", thus after the substitution you get "is"
 

fs5

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Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
Originally posted by: notfred
metrosexual = staright guy who acts gay.

hm... seems to describe sunnyD just right ;)

only if you remove "straight" altogether, and replace "act" with 'i' ;)

metrosexual = guy who i gay? :confused:

I said replace "act", not "acts", thus after the substitution you get "is"

uh.. okay.. it's still not funny.
 

jdini76

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it was also part of the plot on that "Miss Match" show with Alicia Silverstone. She dated a metrosexual. A guy who is just as "pretty" as a girl but likes girls.
 

oSReApEr

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In the new season of South Park their is a whole episode dedicated to the metrosexual lifestyle... Straight men who dress/talk/act gay. At the end women get sick of all the gay men and somehow figure out that its a plot devised by "crab people " (Creatures who live underground and plot the destruction of mankind) These crab people taste like crab and talk like people LOL!
 

EvilYoda

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where have you been? The term "metrosexual" has been discussed to quite some length here on ATOT ;)
 

richardycc

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I still haven't heard people using this word in real life situation yet. Maybe I need to get out more eh? ;)