WTF? I know I'm getting old now!!

[highland145]

Soylent green or runner for you?

 

[tcsenter]

1. i NEED a nose hair trimmer
2. it makes this horrible noise because it has trouble cutting through such thick, luxurious hair

I have resorted to using a pair of hemostats to just yank it out. Hurts like hell for a minute but I don't have to do it nearly as often as the trimmers.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

It's only just begun young Whippersnapper, before you know it the hairs coming from your ears will outnumber those on your head and pupes combined

 

[dennilfloss]

Then there's the nose hair unholy race to choke you.

 

[Zebo]

I feel you, for me there were two signs at different times for me,
1. I suddenly became older than the playmate of the month.
2. Sleep wrong became a reason to be sore the next day.

No ear hair, but it just seemed to creep up on me.

1. Dude you're never too old for playmate of the month.
2. I run 4-5 miles a day. Before that I was crippled by back issues and sleep issues. But guess what that's another thing that fucked up. I get more injuries now. Like heal spurs, muscle tears, and it's painful every day while running going down.

 

[El Guaraguao]

who cares. your probably smarter than your average 18 year old.

 

[Zebo]

I have resorted to using a pair of hemostats to just yank it out. Hurts like hell for a minute but I don't have to do it nearly as often as the trimmers.

I am going the .45 ACP route when this occurs.

 

[moshquerade]

next you'll have teeth growing in your hair balls.

did you mean in his ball hairs?

 

[moshquerade]

i have also had the alien ear hair

it grows out of a hole that was for an earring in grade 7, like... over 20 years ago 0_0

wow i AM old

also, more rapidly growing eyebrows... wtf... i have to trim them every week like Wilfred Brimley

i hope you don't get the diabeetus :0

 

[Miramonti]

Don't be cilia.

 

[moshquerade]

Don't be cilia.

That is brilliant!