WTF? I know I'm getting old now!!

[Zebo]

This is so messed up. I got a hair on my ear I discovered tonight! Not fuzz but a frekken hair! Life is down hill from this point on. Is this normal? I'm 38, am I dying, cancer? WTF!!

Update with pics below!

 

[EricFartman]

look at my avatar there are more hairs

 

[TecHNooB]

LMK when you start growing hairs from a mole.

 

[Lifted]

I'm 32 and have had those for a while now. Does that make you feel any better?

 

[Ika]

I'm 20 and I've pulled random (albeit very tiny, i.e. almost clear) hairs out of my ears. Is that normal?

 

[Newbian]

Just remember.

As you get older your hair gets lazier and will start growing lower and lower on your body.

 

[ahenkel]

I'm 30 and I just started sprouting white hairs not in my ears but around the outside edges they're freakishly long too.

 

[Corn]

You think that's bad Zebo, wait till you discover the pelt on your back!

 

[Zebo]

Ok Corn, so what's the easy way out? Too scared to pull trigger, I have a hard head, might bounce off.

 

[Zebo]

Just remember.

As you get older your hair gets lazier and will start growing lower and lower on your body.

So like big foot without the big part.D:

 

[tcsenter]

Have you started farting when you pee and streaking your underwear, yet?

 

[Zebo]

Have you started farting when you pee and streaking your underwear, yet?

dude, TC, bra - no. This aint normal, is it? Maybe you need to see a doctor?

 

[tcsenter]

It hasn't been a problem since I cut back on the greasy/fatty foods.

I don't have a problem with ear hair, but I swear someone is sneaking into my room and putting some Rogaine in my nostrils while I sleep.

 

[Zebo]

nm

 

[Ika]

wtf is that coming OUT of your ear or growing on it? i think everyone has ear "fuzz", that seems natural enough. it IS kinda long though...

 

[IGBT]

next you'll have teeth growing in your hair balls.

 

[Zebo]

wtf is that coming OUT of your ear or growing on it? i think everyone has ear "fuzz", that seems natural enough. it IS kinda long though...

ThaT what I'm Sayin!!! Fuck! Living will time.

 

[Zebo]

next you'll have teeth growing in your hair balls.

?

Teeth on my ears? I don't have much hair, except now on my ears, let alone balls of it....

 

[SirStev0]

?

Teeth on my ears? I don't have much hair, except now on my ears, let alone balls of it....

A little teratoma never hurt anyone. Well, actually, that's a lie.

 

[BoomerD]

Dude...you're fucked. It won't be long till the pubes start turning gray.

It's all downhill after that.

Obligatory, "Can I haz your stuff?"

(first "DIBS" call)

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Damn man. I freaked when I saw a gray in my hair. I'm 28. If I ever get ear hair I won't know what to do. Well at least I can laugh at you till then.

 

[meltdown75]

i have also had the alien ear hair

it grows out of a hole that was for an earring in grade 7, like... over 20 years ago 0_0

wow i AM old

also, more rapidly growing eyebrows... wtf... i have to trim them every week like Wilfred Brimley

 

[PingSpike]

The hair on my head has been making a strategic retreat for some time now. All is not lost though. I think (hope) the hair is planning to reinvade the area that is has lost. The staging area for the invasion force appears to be my ass.

 

[blackdogdeek]

I don't have a problem with ear hair, but I swear someone is sneaking into my room and putting some Rogaine in my nostrils while I sleep.

this.

here are two bad signs:

1. i NEED a nose hair trimmer
2. it makes this horrible noise because it has trouble cutting through such thick, luxurious hair

 

[Tsaico]

I feel you, for me there were two signs at different times for me,
1. I suddenly became older than the playmate of the month.
2. Sleep wrong became a reason to be sore the next day.

No ear hair, but it just seemed to creep up on me.