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"It takes 15 years to form and only minutes to vaporize? Pure, refreshing, crystal clear, filtered, and compressed dehydrated water. No where on Earth will you find a more pure substance. Dehydrated water is compact, lightweight, easy to store, and perfect to take wherever you go. It's free of toxins, chemicals, lead, minerals, and almost every other dangerous substance you can think of. Dehydrated water is the perfect addition to all high-fiber, protein, and carbohydrate diets. Try some today!"
"Here are just a few benefits of employment:
Free dehydrated water
Employee events
Casual work environment
401k program
Dental/Medical/Vision plan
Unlimited Stress
Harassment of all sorts
Yearly bonus
Term life insurance
Long term disability
3 Vacation days/year
2 sick days/year
Free transportation to work by mule
Complimentary Twinkies
Minimum wage salary
Free paper clips
Usage of restroom facilities
Ketchup packets from McDonalds
Napkins from Del Taco
Straws from 7-Eleven
Usage of our customers' credit cards
Unlimited toilet paper
Office supplies to use at work
Air conditioned office (Winter months only)
Current Positions Available:
The Voice of BuyDehydratedWater.com
This is a nontraditional, part-time position that requires no relocation and has no educational requirements. All you need is a good voice and the ability to come up with a catchy jingle. To apply for this position, call 800-854-9314 and leave a message that you feel should be used when someone calls into our headquarters. If we like it, we'll call you back and offer you a job. All submissions are the property of Buydehydratedwater.com and will likely be posted to our website for the evaluation of our clients. We will only pay for the recordings we use on our phone systems and not online.
Senior Financial Analyst
You will maintain and update the corporate forecast and be responsible for monthly budget versus actual analysis and internal reporting. Managing the annual plan process and publishing the annual plan/budget, holding quarterly capital spending meetings and creating a budget approval process for capital spending will be involved. You will also participate on various analysis projects (i.e.,lease vs. buy decisions, comparisons to similar companies,etc.).
You have a BA/BS in business, finance, accounting or equivalent (MBA or CPA preferred) as well as 4+ years of directly related experience. Planning/forecasting experience is a plus as is knowledge of the dehydrated water industry.
Web Content Specialist
You will assist in content creation, including identifying user requirements, executing branding strategies and managing the creation and refinement of Web copy. They will work closely with the design team to marry content with visual design and graphic metaphors, and will help create both content and design direction for client Web sites. This person will also work closely with prospects and clients to represent content capabilities of the Firm, identify and evaluate current available content, identify the client's stylistic preferences, and lead an iterative content development process.
The ideal candidate will have some hands-on involvement in content creation, but will also assist in hiring, supervising and directing staff and freelance copywriters. The Web Content Specialist should have experience in marketing and branding, should understand Internet strategies and business models, be experienced in developing both promotional and informational content.
Specific qualifications for the ideal candidate:
Web content development experience required.
Advertising agency or creative marketing agency experience required.
Prefer a candidate with a minimum of ten years experience.
Word, Excel and Powerpoint skills preferred.
Familiarity with Quark and graphic programs a plus.
Understanding of audio-visual production and dehydration systems.
Additionally, the individual in this role should possess a BS or BA from an
accredited university and applicants must have US work authorization which is
not based upon a nonimmigrant visa. We will not sponsor applicants for work
authorization.
Regional Sales Manager
We're looking for an experienced, results-driven Regional Sales Manager to partner with its Regional Sales Director to effectively develop and qualify sales leads, build customer relations and obtain essential business. The Regional Sales Manager must be able to engage in continuous, interactive and highly personalized dialogues that promote company revenue and customer satisfaction across the Western region.
The Regional Sales Manager will fit the following criteria:
* Proven record of success meeting and exceeding monthly/quarterly/annual sales quotas
* Ability to identify key decision makers
* Capable of building and maintaining strong customer relationships
* Exceptional written and oral communication skills
* Desire to work in a team environment, wherein time-sensitive and business-savvy decisions must be made in order to best meet client expectations and company goals
Minumim requirements include the following:
* Five or more years' experience in a sales-oriented position
* Bachelor's degree or equivalent education
* Background in dehydrated water sales is preferred
* Ability to rapidly assimilate technical knowledge"
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