wtf do i do???? :(

[mizzou]

One of my friends just started wearing a bluetooth headset 24/7...

How do i handle this siuation? Give me a cost analysis and probability of outcome spreadsheet.

 

[slag]

wtf do i do????

Stay with the Big 12.

 

[mizzou]

wtf do i do????

Stay with the Big 12.

Not to derail the tread, but mizzou doesnt have the luxory of choice, we will just be scraps left over from texas and or oklahoma ditching us for hotter dates

 

[PottedMeat]

douchebags attract douchebags

therefore

mizzou = douchebag



unless you rip it out of his ear and smash it into a million pieces

 

[Texashiker]

Time to move on, your so called "friend" is now part of the matrix.

 

[mizzou]

douchebags attract douchebags

therefore

mizzou = douchebag

unless you rip it out of his ear and smash it into a million pieces

That is a logical fallacy

And also an impossible feat, a million pieces might force me to attempt destruction on a molecular level

 

[zokudu]

You misspelled luxury

 

[mizzou]

You misspelled luxury

Your english is luxorious 😀

 

[Squisher]

When in this person's presence wear your cell phone pressed against your ear held by a rubber band.

 

[Scarpozzi]

1. Invite your friend to a local bar.
2. Order a beer
3. Drink beer from #2
4. Check to see if he still has it on...
5. Break empty bottle over his head, attempt to knock bluetooth headset off in one whack...otherwise, repeat step....

 

[LookBehindYou]

You need to cut your ties with him IMMEDIATELY. It's best for everyone at this point.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Slap it off his head, then stomp on it and say you thought it was a bug.

 

[zokudu]

When in this person's presence wear your cell phone pressed against your ear held by a rubber band.

This would actually be amazing. Do this, video tape, and post reactions.

 

[mrblotto]

Ask him if all hailing frequencies are open..............

 

[brainhulk]

bluetooth headsets cause brain cancer

 

[mizzou]

You need to cut your ties with him IMMEDIATELY. It's best for everyone at this point.

Thanks. I think this is the best option rght now. I'll start this today, but unfortunately i cant man up and say im inoring him because of his bluetooth if he asks why bro? So ill have to replace "bluetooth" with "AIDS" or something

 

[mizzou]

Im really happy everyone is supporting me in my time of need, ill keep everyone posted with the unfolding drama

Pray for my friend

 

[Stuxnet]

One of my clients started wearing one a few years ago. I told him he looked like a cyborg. Never saw him with it after that.

 

[brainhulk]

they look like dildos strapped on your ear

 

[Zedtom]

24/7 eh? Give us his number and we'll think of some interesting things to do in the middle of the night.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Thanks. I think this is the best option rght now. I'll start this today, but unfortunately i cant man up and say im inoring him because of his bluetooth if he asks why bro? So ill have to replace "bluetooth" with "AIDS" or something

Smart move. It may be hard to cope with at first, losing a friend like that. But in the long run, you'll be thankful you did. The AIDS story should work nicely.

 

[nick1985]

Anyone who wears one of those needs to be shot

 

[gorcorps]

Slap him in the face and tell him the only place where there's even an excuse to wear one is in the car... then slap him again for not having a car with built in bluetooth.

 

[FoBoT]

buy a minivan with built in car seats


enjoy

 

[nick1985]

Slap him in the face and tell him the only place where there's even an excuse to wear one is in the car... then slap him again for not having a car with built in bluetooth.

lol