Damn woman!
Somehow, my man-shampoo, man-deoderant, man-soap, and UNSCENTED TOILET PAPER managed to not make it into our bathroom. I don't mind stealing her hygiene products, cuz hell, if I don't have to pay for my own, that's teh awesome. Who cares if I smell like flowers? But I'll be DAMNED if I'm wiping my ass with that sandpaper. Now I have to wait for her to get home from work so she can tell me where she hid it so I can drop a deuce.
Somehow, my man-shampoo, man-deoderant, man-soap, and UNSCENTED TOILET PAPER managed to not make it into our bathroom. I don't mind stealing her hygiene products, cuz hell, if I don't have to pay for my own, that's teh awesome. Who cares if I smell like flowers? But I'll be DAMNED if I'm wiping my ass with that sandpaper. Now I have to wait for her to get home from work so she can tell me where she hid it so I can drop a deuce.