Wtf are these guys doing at the urinal?

[archcommus]

Originally posted by: skace
Man I don't even get near urinals. I piss from a foot back and then jumpkick the lever when I'm done.

A foot back eh... Remind me not to piss next to you.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: skace
Man I don't even get near urinals. I piss from a foot back and then jumpkick the lever when I'm done.

So what do you do when the stream weakens up until you're done? Drip on the floor?

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: TrandM
as far as i'm concerned, they can flush as many times as they like as long as one if them is after they are finished.

As for flushing before you go, maybe they don't want some other dude's piss splashing around. Maybe its a health issue where they need to see the color or something and need a fresh environment for the test. dunno, just guessing.

I heard if you eat too many blackberries, your piss turns a weird color like purple or something.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: skace
Man I don't even get near urinals. I piss from a foot back and then jumpkick the lever when I'm done.

I just poke my wiener through the door and aim in the general direction of the urinal. It's nice because I can still hang out in the hallway and hold a conversation while doing this.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or flush it before using it, then again afterwards. What possible point could there be to flushing first??? You don't want to pee in possibly dirty water??

I've noticed a few co-workers doing this. Weird.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
i dont even flush the urinal

:|

that is why people flush first, because they don't want other's piss splattering on them.

Seriously... just flush...

 

[SagaLore]

Stage fright.

 

[Kyanzes]

They fart, the flush supposed to be the cover.

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Originally posted by: Kyanzes
They fart, the flush supposed to be the cover.

OP check for smell when you see excess flushing!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: skace
Man I don't even get near urinals. I piss from a foot back and then jumpkick the lever when I'm done.

I just poke my wiener through the door and aim in the general direction of the urinal. It's nice because I can still hang out in the hallway and hold a conversation while doing this.

 

[altonb1]

I don't know if my 2 week vacation was a blessing or a curse; all I know is that I have been reading some really dumb threads tonight. This one is by far the worst, yet.

Who cares how many times people flush the urinal? Why are you paying close attention?

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
What's really nasty is when someone hits the urinal with the hose at full blast with not a care in the world. I mean, you can see piss flying in every direction. There's spray on the walls, the floors, the fscker's shoes, you name it.

Are people stupid?

:laugh:

 

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: skace
Man I don't even get near urinals. I piss from a foot back and then jumpkick the lever when I'm done.

haha, I do that too!

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
The odd habit I see is to spit into the urinal first.

Or flush it before using it, then again afterwards. What possible point could there be to flushing first??? You don't want to pee in possibly dirty water??

Sometimes, I'll flush first if I'm in a stall and try to aim into the center of the little tornado (or whatever the term is for that).

 

[thomsbrain]

ok, first of all, sometimes people flush it first because the fvcker before them didn't flush it, and their stinky pee is sitting in it, ready to splash back on them.

next, some guys do it to cover the sound because they have stage fright.

 

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: Jeff7
The odd habit I see is to spit into the urinal first.

Or flush it before using it, then again afterwards. What possible point could there be to flushing first??? You don't want to pee in possibly dirty water??

Sometimes, I'll flush first if I'm in a stall and try to aim into the center of the little tornado (or whatever the term is for that).

Since it's water, I think it would be a hurricane.