Wtf are these guys doing at the urinal?

[archcommus]

Not just one guy, but many guys in the restroom at my office sometimes flush the urinal two or three times before leaving it, all the while still looking down with their hands down there as if they're still pissing.

Now I don't know about you guys, but when I use a urinal I walk up to it, use it, zip back up, and then flush and walk away. I don't see what you could be DOING to need to flush that many times.

Any clue?

 

[tfinch2]

#2 in the urinal?

 

[Ika]

Maybe they're splashing, so they flush to make sure they don't splash.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: archcommus
Not just one guy, but many guys in the restroom at my office sometimes flush the urinal two or three times before leaving it, all the while still looking down with their hands down there as if they're still pissing.

Now I don't know about you guys, but when I use a urinal I walk up to it, use it, zip back up, and then flush and walk away. I don't see what you could be DOING to need to flush that many times.

Any clue?

I've often wondered about this, but never coinsidered posting a thread.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Maybe they're splashing, so they flush to make sure they don't splash.

Aim the stream at the holes in the urinal. No splashing.

 

[ModeEngage]

Originally posted by: archcommus
Not just one guy, but many guys in the restroom at my office sometimes flush the urinal two or three times before leaving it, all the while still looking down with their hands down there as if they're still pissing.

Now I don't know about you guys, but when I use a urinal I walk up to it, use it, zip back up, and then flush and walk away. I don't see what you could be DOING to need to flush that many times.

Any clue?

They don't want you to hear what they're doing with their hands?

 

[cbeavers]

they probably have stage fright or something I'm guessing!

 

[ISAslot]

They're giving mr. happy a shower.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: cbeavers
they probably have stage fright or something I'm guessing!

I'd have stage fright too, if someone was gawking at me doing my business...

 

[cKGunslinger]

Strong urine?
Something disgusting in the urinal (loogie, inordinate amount of pubes, etc)?
Automatic flushing system?

 

[Bootprint]

Maybe they are trying to get the last little bit out, but don't want you to hear them fart as they strain.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Aflac
Maybe they're splashing, so they flush to make sure they don't splash.

Aim the stream at the holes in the urinal. No splashing.

Or an adjacent urinal. It will splash like a motherf-----, but it won't hit you.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Strong urine?
Something disgusting in the urinal (loogie, inordinate amount of pubes, etc)?
Automatic flushing system?

Maybe I'm insane, but what does it matter if there are pubic hairs in a urinal? Maybe I'm just less endowed than most, but I have never come close to dunking myself after under zipping.

 

[Jeff7]

The odd habit I see is to spit into the urinal first.

Or flush it before using it, then again afterwards. What possible point could there be to flushing first??? You don't want to pee in possibly dirty water??

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Aflac
Maybe they're splashing, so they flush to make sure they don't splash.

Aim the stream at the holes in the urinal. No splashing.

Or toward the inner sides of the urinal. The stream hits at a high angle, and thus does not use its kinetic energy to bounce back.

 

[jlbenedict]

The REAL question is why are YOU paying attention to the urinal habits of others?

 

[xtknight]

Originally posted by: jlbenedict
The REAL question is why are YOU paying attention to the urinal habits of others?

Urology isn't easy...

 

[Stuxnet]

What's really nasty is when someone hits the urinal with the hose at full blast with not a care in the world. I mean, you can see piss flying in every direction. There's spray on the walls, the floors, the fscker's shoes, you name it.

Are people stupid?

 

[schneiderguy]

i dont even flush the urinal

 

[Ulfhednar]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
What's really nasty is when someone hits the urinal with the hose at full blast with not a care in the world. I mean, you can see piss flying in every direction. There's spray on the walls, the floors, the fscker's shoes, you name it.

Are people stupid?

I was laughing at that until I realised how true it is.

 

[xospec1alk]

what about those guys who jack off at the urinals? 3 times i went to the bathroom at grand central, and every single time theres one guy masturbating there....

How do i kno? well because usually theres a long line of people waiting for the urinal, and these guys (all different) will be there for long enough that it begins to make you wonder, and their arms are moving in the motion that implies they're not just pissing.

 

[mryellow2]

I work on a floor with a bathroom that gets very heavy-usage by middle-age and older men. You'd think that men of that age would have the manners to flush after they're done but I have yet to walk up to a fresh urinal in the past 3 months (unless it's after 9pm when the janitors have gone through). Even worse these disgusting people will pick their nose and rub it onto the walls next to the urinal. To top it off the floor in front of and around the urinal resembles a 3AM night club. Piss everywhere.

Anyway, yes, we flush beforehand so we don't accidently splash some other guys' piss onto our slacks.

 

[2Dead]

as far as i'm concerned, they can flush as many times as they like as long as one if them is after they are finished.

As for flushing before you go, maybe they don't want some other dude's piss splashing around. Maybe its a health issue where they need to see the color or something and need a fresh environment for the test. dunno, just guessing.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: xtknight

Originally posted by: jlbenedict
The REAL question is why are YOU paying attention to the urinal habits of others?

Amateur Urology isn't easy...

Fixed.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
i dont even flush the urinal

:|

that is why people flush first, because they don't want other's piss splattering on them.

 

[skace]

Man I don't even get near urinals. I piss from a foot back and then jumpkick the lever when I'm done.