WTF Amazon? NSFW images now?

[Darwin333]

I was once leading a client training webinar. I forgot to close my gmail notifier; fast forward 30 minutes into training when a gmail shipping notice for Adam & Eve pops up on the screen...

Ouch!!

 

[rudeguy]

I noticed that they sold sex toys quite a while ago by some random chance too. They have an entire section although I've only came across it by random chance/search a few times.

wtf?

I can't buy an e-cig tank or a confederate flag but I can buy a double sided dong and frozen anal beads?

 

[hanoverphist]

Check page 5.

ya it took 5 pages to get to it for me too. she gets extra points for ball gag too.

 

[KeithTalent]

Check page 5.

Haha, wow! :awe:

KT

 

[Rakehellion]

I'm building something at work and need some clamps. I need a few different sizes and types, so I fired up Amazon, searched for "clamps" and started scrolling.

Apparently "clamps" are a sexual thing? OK I clicked on a set of Prime eligible nipple clamps because I thought they were mislabeled or something. Then on the next page the image in the search results is a naked chick wearing on nipple clamps!

Well shit. If Amazon isn't SFW anymore, I'm screwed. I order work stuff from there at least once a week.

It's nothing worse than you see in the Sears catalog, old man.

 

[rudeguy]

It's nothing worse than you see in the Sears catalog, old man.

Just never had to worry about anything NSFW while searching for tools before. Guess I learned a lesson.

Have been wanting to go Matco anyways. Guess its time to make the call.

 

[KeithTalent]

It's nothing worse than you see in the Sears catalog, old man.

That is incorrect. I've never seen a Sears catalogue with those kinds of pics.

KT

 

[Exterous]

Check page 5.

lol

I noticed that they sold sex toys quite a while ago by some random chance too. They have an entire section although I've only came across it by random chance/search a few times.

Uh huh....sure...."random"

 

[ControlD]

That is incorrect. I've never seen a Sears catalogue with those kinds of pics.

KT

Damn it. I just ordered a bunch of Sears catalogues too.

 

[nakedfrog]

wtf?

I can't buy an e-cig tank or a confederate flag but I can buy a double sided dong and frozen anal beads?

I'm not sure I understand the problem.

 

[RPD]

Check page 5.

This wtf...

 

[Drako]

Check page 5.

And page 14, 15 and 16. :biggrin:

 

[JEDI]

This wtf...

link?

 

[RPD]

link?

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_pg_5...8,B008H4L46U,B00GJ0VX7Y,B00OZHIFNS,B00A9KMARW

Half way down. NSFW!

Also page 14 NSFW - http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_pg_1...8,B008H4L46U,B00GJ0VX7Y,B00OZHIFNS,B00A9KMARW at the bottom

Page 15... I guess technically maybe NSFW? http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_pg_1...8,B008H4L46U,B00GJ0VX7Y,B00OZHIFNS,B00A9KMARW

 

[Phoenix86]

And page 14, 15 and 16. :biggrin:

Look, I was just trying to make the joke that amazon is suggesting things to rude. When I found the first one reasonably quick I stopped because obviously rude is right.

You're just browsing nipple clamp porn on Amazon... :awe:

 

[rudeguy]

Look, I was just trying to make the joke that amazon is suggesting things to rude. When I found the first one reasonably quick I stopped because obviously rude is right.

You're just browsing nipple clamp porn on Amazon... :awe:

were you around for the sheep and anal lube thread?

Man I wish I could remember the wording.

 

[Drako]

Look, I was just trying to make the joke that amazon is suggesting things to rude. When I found the first one reasonably quick I stopped because obviously rude is right.

You're just browsing nipple clamp porn on Amazon... :awe:

Admit it, you cycled through all 20 pages as well. :biggrin:

 

[nakedfrog]

I think I'm more surprised that there would be 16 pages of results for nipple clamps.

 

[rudeguy]

searched for it.

Somehow 218 threads showed up when I searched "anal lube". None were the one I wanted 🙁

 

[Drako]

I think I'm more surprised that there would be 16 pages of results for nipple clamps.

There aren't, but there are 20 pages for "clamps".

 

[Phoenix86]

were you around for the sheep and anal lube thread?

Man I wish I could remember the wording.

Maybe? I lurked for at least a year before registering. It rings a bell, but nothing concrete.

 

[Phoenix86]

Admit it, you cycled through all 20 pages as well. :biggrin:

It's the internet, there's better stuff anywhere. Why would I look at National Geographic when I have Playboy?

 

[Protoman25]

All clamps are nipple clamps with the right attitude.

 

[ElFenix]

And I can't think of anything NSFW I've ever searched for or bought on Amazon. Well except for that time I helped with the sheep and anal lube thing we did years ago.

The sexy secret Santa gifts count

 

[Humpy]

The browsing history and suggestions on Amazon makes for good times with our shared account at work.