WTF? 63 y.o. man caught banging a cow?

[bernse]

Did a search, didn't find it so hopefully it isn't a repost

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NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

63 years old... WTF???
Well, at leat he didn't do the cows when he was dating another human.

 

[BW86]

wtf? hahahaha

 

[91TTZ]

That's wonderful!

 

[Anonemous]

:shocked:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Well at least they were cows and not goats or horses or pigs. Because if it had been any of the latter, he wouldn't have gotten off so easy. Pun intended.

 

[arcenite]

that is just sad

 

[Gurck]

I don't know whether to :laugh: or :shocked:

 

[ironcrotch]

i wonder if he was a ATOT member.....

<shifty eyes>

 

[thereds]

pics?

Wait a sec...it wasn't RedDawn was it?

/waits for mom/sister joke...

 

[intogamer]

:shocked: Animal FSVCKING!!!!!!!

 

[ribbon13]

Wagons East...

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Now that's cow tipping!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: thereds
pics?

Wait a sec...it wasn't RedDawn was it?

/waits for mom/sister joke...

Do I make you feel randy, baby....Well do I?

 

[beatmix01]

i'd hit it.... was the cow at least 18...

 

[PanzerIV]

Absof^cking-lutely disgusting.

 

[Goosemaster]

And to think, he would be having sex with his wife right now instead of desperately trying to fight off a large black man named "Ray" if he had just kept his mouth shut...damn yokels...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: beatmix01
i'd hit it.... was the cow at least 18...

The question is, how could a grown man hit "THAT."

That cow must have smelled like sh!t...urgh...it makes my stomach churn even thinking about it.

 

[Schadenfroh]

wtf

 

[Miramonti]

"I'm suprised he's still f'ing that old cow!"

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: beatmix01
i'd hit it.... was the cow at least 18...

No, they were calves. I hope they were cute.

 

[tfinch2]

I'd hit it hard

 

[mwtgg]

That's hot.

 

[spaceman]

he dont want realtionship..all he wants is bang bang bang!

 

[wchou]

Originally posted by: intogamer
:shocked: Animal FSVCKING!!!!!!!

everything in life is about sex so it's doesn't surprise me to say the least.
next, a little man with impotency problems banging against the wall? or the bed? or the sink etc..

mind you, it is as silly as it can get.

 

[CraigRT]

lmao
that is hilarious