WTB: Nuclear weapons

[acemcmac]

that is all.

++ if seller takes paypal or Visa

 

[acemcmac]

will also settle for control of the GDI Ion Cannon...

 

[AFB]

YGPM

Edit: Visa works for me

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
YGPM

Edit: Visa works for me

Bling.

Other things I need.... Compact fusion cores, nuclear reactors, yellowcake, uranium centrifuges, detonators, ryder trucks.... a harrier would be nice too

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
YGPM

Edit: Visa works for me

Bling.

Other things I need.... Compact fusion cores, nuclear reactors, yellowcake, uranium centrifuges, detonators, ryder trucks.... a harrier would be nice too

Damn, I can get you the harrier , but it may take a few weeks. I think I have a few detonators in the back and I think you are more than able to get your own damn truck lazy ass . I know a guy who can get you yellow cake , but he is on his shift right now so I'll just let him know. Your on your own with the other crap.

Edit: PM again if you need my heatware

 

[dude8604]

http://www.villainsupply.com/

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: dude8604
http://www.villainsupply.com/

LOL i can't believe i never saw this site before.

 

[Goosemaster]

pricematch with dod.gov.ru for 15% off

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
pricematch with dod.gov.ru for 15% off

Their selection is getting thin and they dont ship international!

 

[her209]

I stock various stuffed dolls of political figures for all your burning effigy needs. I sell them pre-soaked in gasoline (if needed).

 

[olds]

Wrong forum, try FS/T

 

[Wahsapa]

from villainsupply.com

VORACIOUS ALIEN LIFEFORM BIOSPHERE DESTRUCTION SYSTEM

Chronowerx Industries presents the ultimate in Xenobiological Biosphere Destruction Agents. The Tribble? is an alien lifeform that does only two things; eats and reproduces. Place one Tribble in a corn field in Iowa, and computer simulations indicate that the entire biomass of the Earth's surface will be converted into Tribbles within 42 days, based on exponential growth. And they're so darn cute, the foolhardy human populace will not realize their peril until it's too late!

Price: US$100,000,000 ea.
*Do not expose to Klingons, or to Klingons posing as humans.

LOL!! thats great

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
from villainsupply.com

VORACIOUS ALIEN LIFEFORM BIOSPHERE DESTRUCTION SYSTEM

Chronowerx Industries presents the ultimate in Xenobiological Biosphere Destruction Agents. The Tribble? is an alien lifeform that does only two things; eats and reproduces. Place one Tribble in a corn field in Iowa, and computer simulations indicate that the entire biomass of the Earth's surface will be converted into Tribbles within 42 days, based on exponential growth. And they're so darn cute, the foolhardy human populace will not realize their peril until it's too late!

Price: US$100,000,000 ea.
*Do not expose to Klingons, or to Klingons posing as humans.

LOL!! thats great

 

[Goosemaster]

ZEPPELIN OF DEATH

Stealth planes? Modern armored attack helicopters? Jets? Missiles? BAH!

There was a time when supervillainy wasn't about flashy hardware, but about sheer evil genius and its application against a timid populace; in other words, style mattered over technology. Those were the days of the evil zeppelin, and Steambender Industries LLC presents the latest in lighter-than-air malevolence: the Z313 Zeppelin of Death.

Armed with a patented Hypergauss Death Beam Cannon and air-to-air flak launchers, the Z313 features virtually flat payload/range curves for military airlift applications, i.e. very large cargo capacity is allied to low fuel consumption and very long endurance. The length of four 747s, the Z313 can carry 1,000 tonnes of cargo, and features sumptuous onboard accommodations designed with the supervillain in mind.* It can travel four times as fast as the world's biggest cruise ship at a top speed of 110 knots; and can cross the Atlantic and back without refueling, with a 6,000 plus mile range.

The zeppelin's mylar-coated skin comes in a variety of fashion colors, and can be adorned with the logo of your cabal or evil NGO.

Price: US$50,000,000.
*other modern airships use cheap noncombustible helium, supposedly for safety purposes. The Z313 is filled with good old-fashioned hydrogen; this highly combustible gas can be detonated spectacularly by an obvious and accessible red self-destruct button on the bridge.

 

[Goosemaster]

PLANET KABANGERS

What you get: 200 million miles of carbon nanotube fiber, the strongest known "rope" in the Universe.

What you do: connect one end of the fiber to the Earth, and the other end to another planet, such as Mars.

What you do next: wait for the fiber to "catch" against the sun, slamming the two planets into each other.

Last step: laugh maniacally.

Price: US$10.00 per mile*
*price does not include installation

pic


heh

 

[Goosemaster]

my favorite

THE ULTIMATE FORMULA "X"

In 1893, an insane British mathematician named Dr. Leslie Steambender attempted to use algebra, Kabbalah, ancient Mesopotamian texts, and Chartered Accountancy Actuarial Tables to develop a single mathematical formula that would describe all of reality -- The Ultimate Formula "X." To read this formula aloud would DESTROY ALL CREATION, ending the universe and (if you believe in such things) KILLING GOD HIMSELF. Just as Steambender had finished putting the formula to paper, a team of Freemason assassins killed him and stole the document, placing it unread in a vault beneath the Tower of London. This piece of paper has been acquired by a private collector, and is now for sale to the highest bidder. The seller only requests that he have time to retreat to an alternate dimension before it is used. Serious bidders only.

Bidding starts at: US$172,000,000,000,000