Write a shens post

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FoBoT

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One of the last times I saw my grandmother in her nursing home she chatted cheerfully about her son, who was away studying at university. She spoke with complete conviction and considerable pride, despite seeming also to recognise that her only son - my father - sitting right beside me, was not far off retirement age. The impossibility of her tale caused her no apparent distress or confusion. Her story was lucid and complex. It was as though a perfectly plausible anecdote had been plucked from several decades earlier and woven into the void of her recent memory.
 

compuwiz1

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PAB, while far and away the most important, most respected member of ATOT, really is a wealthy philanthropist, laden in extreme fortune, of Microsoft stock.
 

erub

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I want dmcowen to be the next president, because his viewpoints are right in line with the rest of the country. Down with the Republicans!
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: erub
I want dmcowen to be the next president, because his viewpoints are right in line with the rest of the country. Down with the Republicans!

erub wins
 

Arcex

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George W. Bush hates black people...

Wait, no, that's been done.

I got it! George W. Bush eats puppies and sleeps on a memory foam matress made from human soles. That's right, soles, the bottom of people's feet.
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Everybody screams "SHENS" at every post nowadays, but I don't think the OT peeps are really creative enough to make up a lot of the stuff that gets posted. So let's put it to the test.

Post in here your very best shens post - the one you would start as a topic if you ever wanted to go out on a limb and post something outrageous to try to fool the forums. Let's see how believable and yet how outrageous you can make it.

[edit] You're trying to make stuff SEMI believable, guys! Plus, don't forget to write a small book/large novella, like a shens post usually would be. :p

You have been nominated as one of our next victi....................er um.........Moderator. Yeah that's it.

Shens Mod

Hotchic and MrsBugi in a 3 some with Skywalker. *PICS*

And the ATOT mods are.........

Pres Bush is a great leader and i can prove it
 

PhoenixOrion

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post a pic of yourself with someone famous...

[posts a screenshot from paris hilton's 1 night in paris home video]
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: HotChic
Everybody screams "SHENS" at every post nowadays, but I don't think the OT peeps are really creative enough to make up a lot of the stuff that gets posted. So let's put it to the test.

Post in here your very best shens post - the one you would start as a topic if you ever wanted to go out on a limb and post something outrageous to try to fool the forums. Let's see how believable and yet how outrageous you can make it.

[edit] You're trying to make stuff SEMI believable, guys! Plus, don't forget to write a small book/large novella, like a shens post usually would be. :p

You have been nominated as one of our next victi....................er um.........Moderator. Yeah that's it.

Shens Mod

Hotchic and MrsBugi in a 3 some with Skywalker. *PICS*

And the ATOT mods are.........

Pres Bush is a great leader and i can prove it

oh, and I have naked pics of HotChic
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
Cool thread guys.

I have to go now...gotta mow the lawn.

Take care,
Anand
You fool. Anand pays me to mow his lawn.
 

PhoenixOrion

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I had a three-some during last year's spring break.

We stayed at my friend's beach house in South Padre island for 8 days. My friend's dad is a surgeon so they're well off.

You won't believe who the two women were......Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria.

Eva invited Jessica in LA to visit her in San Antonio just the previous weekend before they decided to join the college crowd down at the island.
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
Cool thread guys.

I have to go now...gotta mow the lawn.

Take care,
Anand

Its supposed to be "Thanks care," - get with the program.
 

thomsbrain

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i am now diamond-free. sold the last ones the other day. overall, i am happy with the overall return. good ol' valentine's day.
 

Minerva

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My brother has an airplane that talks to him and tells him that he will be president of the United States of American Airlines.
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: Minerva
My brother has an airplane that talks to him and tells him that he will be president of the United States of American Airlines.

um.. AirForce One is my plane

Where's my secret service?!