Write a haiku about your life

[renz20003]

Sitting in dentist chair
My teeth in disarray
Moderate periodontitis

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Some people don't get the 5-7-5 thing.

People are stupid
Can't count seven on one hand
Math is way too hard

 

[SP33Demon]

Every other night
Stronger while you get weaker
Grunting in the gym

 

[SlitheryDee]

Panic!
Panic! Panic! Panic!
Panic!

 

[ImpulsE69]

It don't get better
Some days it may be way worse
Overall it's great

 

[brianmanahan]

i walk a lonely
road. the only one that i
have ever known, lol

 

[Printer Bandit]

mature hermit peeks
blankly, greedily, wetly
forcefully, gently

 

[ultimatebob]

Bubble bottle flies
Bubble solution is gone
The toddler is mad

 

[GagHalfrunt]

mature hermit peeks
blankly, greedily, wetly
forcefully, gently

Creepy Creepier
Creepiest thing ever said
Run kids! Run away!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Well endowed and throbbing
A woman moans in the distance-
Your mom is satisfied

:thumbsup:

 

[Matthiasa]

To those complaining about it these not being 5-7-5.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English

 

[ControlD]

Licked
The wrong one
Crap

 

[Imp]

What rhymes with sucks?

 

[child of wonder]

Too lazy and then
A dad and husband unplanned
Kick ass anyway

 

[ultimatebob]

Chase around the room
Yell and scream and make moo noise
It is cowboy time

I should write a book of parenting haikus

 

[amdhunter]

Here I am right here
Making a stupid haiku
but would like a beer

 

[brianmanahan]

brian manahan
will give you haiku lessons
only 10 dollars

 

[John Connor]

Haikus fucking suck
I hate this stupid bull shit
Annoying as fuck

 

[madoka]

Wake up; stay in bed
Make dough telecommuting
Go out to eat lunch

 

[ultimatebob]

brian manahan
will give you haiku lessons
only 10 dollars

Lessons on how to do them incorrectly?

 

[brianmanahan]

Lessons on how to do them incorrectly?

you obviously
don't know how to recognize
a well-formed haiku

 

[SlitheryDee]

Sitting on the pot
Impatiently waiting for
The next deuce to drop

 

[DigDog]

Some people don't get the 5-7-5 thing.

5-7-5 isn't all that makes a haiku; and you could have a haiku that does not follow the format.

 

[MongGrel]

Atot

 

[Red Squirrel]

Peace forms inside me
as I set us up the bomb
Allahu Ackbar